Over the weekend, the world was BLESSED by the sight of Blue Ivy Carter, the firstborn child of Beyoncé and Jay-Z, as she was formally introduced on Beyoncé‘s HBO documentary Life Is But A Dream. For a few minutes, the world got to see Blue‘s hallowed visage as it was beamed on TV sets all around the world. But, before the doc aired on HBO, Beyoncé appeared on Oprah Winfrey‘s OWN network to talk about the documentary before its debut. During that sit down chat with Oprah, Beyoncé revealed that Blue — who is only 13 months old, mind you — can already read flashcards. I mean, is anyone really surprised that the most blesséd baby on Earth is also a genius who can read?
At 13 months old babies are only just beginning to make sense of the world around them. But Beyonce has revealed that her daughter Blue Ivy is ‘already reading scratchcards’. ‘She is hilarious and she is fire. Lord, am I going to have me a time,’ Beyonce told chatshow host Oprah Winfrey. ‘She’s very smart. She’s already reading flashcards. She’s beautiful.’ Proud Beyonce made her revelation as she talked about her ‘smart’ daughter on an interview to promote her documentary. The one-off Beyoncé: Life Is But A Dream offered a rare glimpse into Beyonce’s home life as she shared a number of intimate snaps of herself.
LOL. In other news, Blue Ivy can also do Algebra, rebuild motorcycle engines and can run sub 3-hour marathons. She is also working on a vaccine that cures both cancer and AIDS but it’s not quite finished yet because, Hello, she’s only 13 months old. Oh and I believe she can also fly. I mean … whether or not Blue Ivy can read at 13-months isn’t even the point. The point is, there has never been NOR will there ever be a more special baby in existence than Blue Ivy Carter. It is my hope that this blog will be blessed when Blue Ivy reads these words later today. Amen.