Last night, the 2013 Grammy Awards definitely did it up big. We’ve already checked out the winners and the fashionistas from the show, and I had to show some lurve to Rihanna, because her performance was definitely one of my faves. Now it’s time to recap all of the amazing madness that went down on the biggest night in music! It’s been awhile since we last gave out some PITNB Pinkie Awards, so click inside to re-live and re-lurve the best of the 55th annual Grammy Awards!
The Award: Most Likely To Further Prove My Point That Kelly Rowland Is A God Among Men
The Winner: Um. Kelly Rowland, God Among Men.
The Award: Most Gangsta Performance For A Non-Gangsta Song
The Winner: fun., for legit performing in the rain. I mean, I guess it was faux rain, but that ish was still gangsta.
Fun – Carry On – Grammys 2013 by IdolxMuzic
The Award: Shortest Performer, Probably Since Prince, To Cause Many Various Proverbial Panties To Be Thrown At The TV Screen
Winner: Miguel, for being all short and sexy and performing the shortest, sexiest rendition of Adorn (for which he won the Grammy for Best R&B Song)
Miguel Adorn Live at the 2013 grammy's by f1533382024
The Award: Happiest Babydaddy At The Grammys
The Winner: Wiz Khalifa. Okay, did you see him in that performance with Miguel? LOL, I’m not even a big Wiz fan, but he just looked so psyched to be there! Shouts-out to Amber, who’s been prego for almost a year now.
The Award: Most Likely To Treat Grammy Night Like It Was His Little Cousin’s High School Graduation Or Something ‘Cause He’s Been Gettin’ Grammys And He’s Just Showing Up To Make All The Young Folk Feel Good
The Winner: Jay-Z, who legit was sippin’ on cognac the entire night (except for when he performed with JT… maybe), and had me rooollllliiiinnnnn’ when the dude from fun. thanked him for their award. Please, wait until the end of the video to hear Hova‘s response. Okay, and in case you can’t watch right now, you need to understand that Jay-Z shouted ‘You’re Welcome‘ as if he seriously believed that he seriously should be thanked for fun.‘s big win. I love it. I love him.
Fun thanks Jay-Z and Taylor Swift 2013 Grammys by dm_5118ea58b33d8
The Award: Only Person Cool Enough To Get Jay-Z To Put Down His Glass Of Cognac For Like Two Seconds
The Winner: Justin Timberlake, who is totally, officially, back.
Video Justin Timberlake feat Jay-Z performs… by dm_5118ca9ddce82
But Wait! There are more Pinkie Awards on the next page!