Miranda Kerr Gets Retro Chic And NSFW On The Cover Of ‘Jalouse’ Magazine

Okay, Now I'm Calling Photoshop BS

Okay. Two things about which I rarely complain: Miranda Kerr‘s face, and photoshop. Miranda Kerr‘s face is pretty much flawless, and as fas ar photoshopped images go, I kinda get it. Magazines have a particular way that they want their images to look, and even if those images are human beings I don’t really consider them to be “real” once they hit the page. So even when I see someone who’s been photoshopped like cray, I tend to shrug it off. Until now. My girl Miranda is rocking the cover of Jalouse Magazine, and while I love the retro– and occasionally NSFW spread– (Miranda does retro like no other), they have definitely made some wholly (and un-holy) unnecessary changes to Miranda‘s face! Some of the changes might be attributed to makeup, but I gotta call photoshop BS on this one. Still, the stylings are absolutely and I never get tired of seeing Miranda Kerr in big hats, so peep the gallery for more!

P.S. Someone get me that Louis Vuitton checkered skirt immediately. Kthanksbye.

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  1. I don’t understand. Why hire Miranda Kerr if you are just going to photoshop her face to be somewhat in recognizable. Might as well have hired a cheaper, lesser known model. Miranda is pretty much perfection. I would want her to be recognizable when trying to sell my magazine?!

  2. You know a chick is perfect when candid pap snaps of her waltzing through an airport look better than a $bajillion shoot for a major mag. Put her all dolled up on the red carpet and she puts ALL the mags to shame. She has so many looks, all of them flawless, that photoshopping her image is only keeping someone in their job. If I were her, I’d include a no photoshop clause in my contract. If I were a photoshopper, I’d get fired first.

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