Beware! Kristen Stewart Is Armed & Dangerous


Paparazzi, stalkers and overeager fans beware … Twilight star Kristen Stewart is now armed with a weapon and my guess is that she is not afraid to use it on you. K. Stew was spotted here in LA with a, um, slingshot stuck in her back pocket. While the look appears to be inspired by Dennis the Menace, I think we have to take Kristen super serious now. You mess with her and run the risk of getting shot in the eye with a pebble. No one wants that, do they?

At the age of 22, it’s probably been a while since Kristen Stewart played with a slingshot. So it’s surprising to see the Twilight star carrying one as she arrived at her family’s home in Los Angeles on Wednesday. Perhaps the slingshot was a gift for a young relative, or maybe she wanted to arm herself from an over-aggressive fan or paparazzo. The film star did her best Just William impression as she visited family in Hollywood on Wednesday. Clearly enjoying the sunshine, she wore a pair of cut-off denim shorts, T-shirt, cardigan and baseball cap. Nowhere to be seen was her on/off boyfriend Robert Pattinson, who is believed to have spent Christmas with his family in England.

I mean, really? LOL. This is just too ridiculous. Tho, as silly as this seems, how much do you want to bet that some kids will see these photos and want to rush out and get a slingshot of their own. Hot new Hipster trend in 5 … 4 … 3 …

[Photo credit: X17; Source]

  • Mary

    Being shot in the eye would be better than watching her act.

  • LaurenL

    Yup! I went out and bought my sling shot last night!! YAY KSTEW! Just kidding. But I just bought a Proenza Schouler top from Target, and there is no connection there, nunzo, HAHA!

  • Shannon

    Trent, ‘She’ll Shoot Your Eye Out’ BWAHAHAHAHA! Love you for that! I don’t know what it is about this girl, but I like her weird ass! A slingshot?! I swear, that’s something I would have seen on the Sarah Lawrence campus. She’s hilarious.

    • Joan

      Shannon, I just wanted to say, from the bottom of my heart, that watching you fall under the Stewart spell has been one of the most traumatazing experiences for me in 2012. I JUST WANT TO SAVE YOU, GIRL! LOL

    • Joan

      Personally, I think she’s trying to show up Katniss’ bow, and that’s something I just cannot stand for.

    • Shannon

      Joan, LMAO! Traumatizing for you?! FOR YOU?! I’m the one who’s trying to figure out how I’m gonna catch up on all the ‘Twilight’ movies I’ve never seen… how do you think that makes me feel Joan?

      LOL, but seriously. Kristen ain’t nooooo kinda J-Law, and I promise you– she’ll never end up on my list of favorite celebs who are like, also really talented or anything like that. I do love her dresses, and I like a little bit of quirk in my ladies. Believe me, there’s plenty I don’t like about her, but I’m def not anti-K-Stew.

      Look at me trying to defend this madness! No, no. You’re right Joan. It’s bad.

  • Joan

    “She’ll never end up on my list of favorite celebs who are like, also really talented or anything like that”. LOL! I can live with that. But seriously, I asked myself “self, where the hell is she (you, Shannon!) going with this?!” way too many times for comfort. Just know that I’m scheduling an interventation if things get serious. Haha! The strange thing is, I’m usually all over quirk but I can’t for the life of me connect with this girl. I swear I have tried. More times than I should have. It’s just not meant to be.

    • rOXy

      I liked her until she got caught with her hands in Rupert’s cookie jar. Not so much for breaking RPat’s heart (I’ve always thought that was a bit of a showmance) but because she was involved in fracturing a family. I still think she is gorgeous and I liked her in the Snow White film.