Okay, first off, this post title is misleading. The truth is that Jay-Z and Beyoncé actually went on a triple date– they were joined by Kelly Rowland and The Dream (we’ll get to that in a minute), and Paris Hilton and her boyfriend, River Viiperi. However, I’m not yet ready to wrap my brain around the fact that my beloved Jigga man would, like, hang out with the ridiculousness that is Paris Hilton and her boyfriend, lmao! So I’m just gonna ignore that part of the story for now. Let’s focus on another issue– WTF is MY Kelly Rowland (have I mentioned that I love her? okay, well, I love her) doing out with The Dream AKA the lil’ dude who did Christina Milian dirty?! Um! Nooooo! Run, Kelly, ruuuun! He will wife you, then get you prego, then get spotted kickin it with the next chick before your divorce papers are even filed! Beyoncé, please! Save your friend! Take some of that $50 million Pepsi money and buy her a new boo ASAP! Kelly is so gorgeous, and so talented, and she sings Motivation! She deserves better. Please, someone get her away from The Dream (who is totally talented and all that, but NO).
P.S. LOVE Bey’s dress.
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