‘OK!’ Magazine Claims That Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are Gettin’ Hitched


Hey you guys, guess what … Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are planning a BIG WEDDING! You know how we know that R. Pattz and K. Stew are gettin’ hitched? Because OK! magazine says so! This “news” is the headline story of this week’s issue of OK! mag and as you can read below, “sources close to the couple” SWEAR that the BIG WEDDING is totally happening. Wanna learn more? Actually, wanna laugh your ass off? Click below and read all the supposed deets of the BIG WEDDING to come.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are scouting locations. No, it’s not for a movie shoot, but for a real-life wedding as dreamlike as the one they enacted in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 1. The couple has weathered overnight stardom, relentless media attention — and an excruciatingly public scandal, when Kristen carried on a car-seat affair with Rupert Sanders, her married director for Snow White and the Huntsman. But what didn’t kill the relationship has only made it stronger: Twilight’s Edward and Bella are set to make it permanent — and legal. “They’re split between doing it in England or somewhere totally remote and tropical [see sidebar],” an insider tells OK! “Before the cheating scandal, the plan was always a wedding near Rob’s home in the U.K. But now, some of his family and friends are not so keen on Kristen, so she’s not really into that. Still, his mom always wanted him to have a very traditional church ceremony with a big fancy reception and Rob and Kristen have agreed that they’re willing to do it to make her happy — as long as the family can truly forgive Kristen.”

LMAOOOOO! OH and by the way, did you know that Kristen is pregnant with Rob’s baby? Yep, according to OK! magazine’s headline story last month (which I’m AMAZED everyone in the media missed), the couple are HAVING A BABY:

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have a lot to celebrate these days. Not only have the duo wrapped the hugely successful Twilight franchise with a final installment that’s charmed critics, but sources tell OK! they they’re also expecting their first child! After roughly four years together and a very public summer cheating scandal, the two have reconciled and are celebrating Kristen’s pregnancy by creating a “lavish nursery” before jetting off to the UK to raise the child…that is if she can’t get Rob to marry her first.

A baby AND a wedding? Wow. OK! magazine has got the WORLDWIDE SCOOP on what is really going on in the torrid love affair between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. See? And now you know the 411. Happy news, right?

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  • Mark

    LOLZ. I love that not only does OK make these ridiculous claims, but as soon as they decide that this couple are having a baby is talk about their lavish nursery so that they can fill pages with sponsored photos of expensive cribs and shit. I hate everyone.

  • Mark

    And the most ridiculous part of the wedding story is them having a honeymoon in Canada. Yes, of course hot young stars with jillions of dollars want to spend their honeymoon IN CANADA.

  • KiTX

    I was really hoping for a section on how the wedding is happening in Forks or something, and that the girl who played their vampire baby will be their flower girl. Yet again, OK!, truly solid journalism. ;)

  • LaurenL

    Yup. Another stellar reporting situation from OK!
    Seriously, it’s SO SAD that people believe this crizap. They are probably the least likely to get married, I mean, c’mon, they can hardly keep their act together to be showered and clean before a premiere. Don’t get me wrong, I love the Twi movies and R&K in particular, but it’s a known fact that they prefer the hobo lifestyle. No judgement, at allllll — we all go through it.

  • LaurenL

    And PS – Since K’s mom and dad are going through a divorce right now, I hardly consider *this* her ideal time to get married, she’s 22 of all things!

  • AP

    hahahaha they are not even together for sure.Kristen is in helplessly love with Rupert thats why she cheated on Rob.she didnt even mind that he is married.

  • ausettofegypt

    OK mag forgot to mention how Kristen would make a great wife, especially since she understands and respects marriage. *side eye*