As many of you pointed out the other day, only Lindsay Lohan would find herself in the middle of a NYC club, fighting with a psychic who’d just offered her a free reading. It’s Lindsay, y’all! And, following her recent arrest for this club fight, there have been various rumors about what went down, whether or not Lindsay was drinking, etc., etc. Lindsay has, in true LiLo fashion, proclaimed her innocence, and is now supposedly hiring a private investigator to dig up dirt on Tiffany Mitchell, the nightclub psychic. I’m not sure if a private investigator is the way to go, but I’ve never been accused of punching a psychic in a nightclub so what do I know?! Click inside for more.
TMZ has the report:
Lindsay Lohan is not just going to sit around and wait for Tiffany Mitchell to sue her … so she’s hired a private investigator to dig in to the life of the woman who accused LiLo of assault … TMZ has learned.
As TMZ previously reported, Mitchell has hired the omnipotent Gloria Allred to represent her following an alleged altercation with Lindsay in a New York nightclub.
But sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ the “Liz & Dick” star feels Mitchell just made up the story about Lindsay punching her to score a quick payday.
We’re told Lindsay feels Mitchell is just another in a long line of people who see Lindsay as an opportunity to make a buck off her … and the fact that Mitchell hired Allred of all people just proves that.
According to our sources, Lindsay has hired a P.I. to look into Mitchell and see if she has any criminal past or if she’s done anything like this before. We’re told Lindsay wants to dig up as much info on Mitchell as she can so she’s ready should Mitchell pursue the case in civil court.
As TMZ first reported, Lindsay is telling friends she did not hit Mitchell and only confronted her because she thought Mitchell and her friends swiped her purse.
Oh yeah, I forgot about the version of the story where someone stole Lindsay’s purse, or tried to, or something.
Now I’m not an expert in law or anything but is this really the route Lindsay’s supposed to be going? I guess it might make sense– she’s gotta dig up dirt on the witness. But Tiffany’s already got access to hella dirt on Lindsay, without even trying! I don’t think there’s anything Lindsay could find on Tiff that would even compare to the amount of dirt the courts will have on her, lol. But still, I guess this idea is better than, like, admitting your guilt and accepting the appropriate punishment for your actions… or whatever.
P.I.’s, psychics who steal, and a racial slur-slinging Lindsay– you really can’t make this stuff up! Here’s hoping all this drama inspires more parodies from Danielle Fishel. Otherwise, I just don’t see any good coming from this.0