Let’s be real. Pink Is The New Blog would not be Pink Is The New Blog without the one they call Britney Spears. And I know Trent would have written up a birthday post like no other for his Queen, but he’s on the road so y’all will have to settle for a Birthney celebration from lil’ old me. Click inside, bow down, all that! It’s Britney’s B-Day, Bitch!
Britney’s turning 31 today and she deserves hella lurve from us. I may be more hip-hop than pop, but I know how to give props where props are due… I’m also pretty sure I wouldn’t even have my dream job here at Pink without the woman who has brought Trent so much joy over the years. Britney… Bitishney… Brit-Brit– call her what you want! This woman is a game-changer, to say the least. So we’re celebrating her big day with a countdown of epic proportions.
1. She’s Britney, Bitch:
2. Trent and other typically well-spoken people are rendered near-incomprehensible in her presence:
OMG! The music video for Scream & Shout by our dear Britney Spears and will.i.am has been released and WE HUMAN BEINGS ARE NOT WORTHY! I LITERALLY WANT TO SCREAM AND SHOUT AND LET IT ALL OUT … but I won’t do that. I’ll just leave this music video right here for YOUR (repeated) viewing pleasure. PLEASE ENJOY!!!
PS: THE ARM-EOGRAPHY IS SLAYING ME TO ABSOLUTE DEATH!!!! AHHHHHH!
PPS: I PLAN ON BUYING EVERY PRODUCT PLACED PRODUCT IN THIS MUSIC VIDEO RIGHT NOW!!!!
PPPS: I’LL CHILL ON THE CAPS now.
3. Her legs can do this:
4. They also do this:
5. There was this little ditty:
6. She makes for a great arm tatto:
7. Or an upper-back tattoo, depending on your preference:
8. Her oldies are still goodies:
9. She had the audacity to look like this, while prego:
10. I mean… lest we forget:
The countdown continues on the next page!!!