It’s time for some feel-good news y’all! Lindsay Lohan may be [unsurprisingly] going through hella drama, and we may still be mourning the dissolution of Elmo’s innocence, but all is not lost! Torani (the company that pretty much invented the flavored latte) has found a solution to, like, 72% of the world’s problems: Chicken-And-Waffles syrup. True story. Click inside for more!
Before going any further, I have to give a major shouts-out to my California cousins Asante and Kelli. If it weren’t for them– and that one time they took me to Roscoe’s House Of Chicken And Waffles– I wouldn’t even know to be excited about this news.
According to Jezebel, this all started out as a joke, but when Torani first introduced their Chicken ‘N Waffles Flavored Syrup as an April Fool’s prank, people damn near lost their minds and began demanding that it become, like, a real thing. And voila! Here it is.
I’m not gonna lie y’all. It’s been a long Thursday for me, but THIS link to the Torani site (where you can purchase your very own bottle of Chicken ‘N Waffles syrup for only $6.95) is really giving me the strength to pull through. All I need is a box of those ginormous Eggo Thick ‘N Fluffy waffles and I’m DONE.
Sigh. This post is totally the reason I don’t look like Miranda Kerr from the waist down, but that’s fine, lmao! Miranda’s somewhere power-walking throught the streets of New York in a Victoria Beckham dress… but I have the glory that is Chicken ‘N Waffles syrup. Or at least, I have the link to the site that sells it. Take THAT Miranda! No, kidding. I love her. And I love Chicken ‘N Waffles. Life is good, y’all.