Here’s the problem. Ever since Ashley Greene came on the scene, my red carpet standards have changed y’all. I mean, I’m still not over how amazing that girl looked at the Twilight premieres. But okay. So, Jessica Biel AKA Mrs. Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson (AKA Leonardo DiCaprio‘s “good friend”) hit the red carpet last night for the NYC premiere of their new movie Hitchcock. I am sooo pumped about this film and I was really excited to see what Jessica was rocking (because I often like her choices) but both ladies kinda disappointed me. Jessica wore an Oscar de la Renta tunic-and-trouser set (thank you RCFA), which the folks over at E! recently referred to as ‘grandma’s pajamas.’ LMAO. Yeah, ditto on that. Of course Jessica still looks pretty, but I just didn’t see this is a ‘premiere’ look. ScarJo wore a Rodarte dress with some black Gucci booties and– as much as I love this woman’s face– I just wasn’t into it. But that doesn’t mean the pics weren’t fun to look at! Peep the gallery for more (Toni Collette and Helen Mirren were also in the building), and if you haven’t seen it yet, check out the trailer for Hitchcock here. Sooo good!