The Dream: Ryan Gosling Is Getting A Massage From Michael Fassbender In This Photo


Irregardless of age, class, gender, sexual orientation, or relationship status, this picture will bring you pleasure unknown. Someone snapped a photo of Michael Fassbender and Ryan EFFING Gosling on the set of their new Terrence Malick flick and the picture is probably the greatest thing I’ve seen since… well… ever. Please click inside to see the one thing we’ve all been totally waiting our whole lives to see: Michael giving Ryan an impromptu massage while Ryan rests his weary feet on the table in front of him. Enjoy.

Oh, and if you don’t know who Terrence Malick is (the director of their new movie), then you should consider spending the next five minutes trying to find one of his movies on  Netflix or Amazon Instant Video or anywhere. I thought the greatest thing he’d ever brought us was The New World (one of my fave movies ever, ever), but now we have this.

I mean, LOOK at Ryan’s legs on the table, lmao! He is sooo relaxed and sooo comfortable with his sexuality (as is Fassbender) I just cannot take it! This photo… completes me.

This new as-yet untitled movie has everyone in it (Christian Bale, Natalie Portman, Rooney Mara, Cate Blanchett, etc.) and now I can just sit around dreaming of which cast members occasionally take a moment to give other cast members massages. There are so many different possible cast-massage combinations… but I don’t think any of them would compare to this one. Gosbender, a reader on another site dubbed this one. Gosbender. Le sigh.


  • Juneh

    The new world is one of my favourite movies as well. Ryan seems to be enjoying himself :D Michael can come massage me anytime haha.

  • ClaireMichelle

    I love everything about this.

  • Sals

    are they filming?

  • Lovey Villacrusis

    is it wrong to say that this turned me on? love me some gosbender bromance.

  • Dot

    “Like a boss!”

  • Ben@pr

    It seems ironically, that some fans would rather watch Ryan gone gay than be coupled with Eva Mendes. Therefore another reason for them to hate her: she won’t let Gosbender happen! LOL

  • Samantha

    I think I just wet myself a lil…I lovveee Ryan Gosling

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