Irregardless of age, class, gender, sexual orientation, or relationship status, this picture will bring you pleasure unknown. Someone snapped a photo of Michael Fassbender and Ryan EFFING Gosling on the set of their new Terrence Malick flick and the picture is probably the greatest thing I’ve seen since… well… ever. Please click inside to see the one thing we’ve all been totally waiting our whole lives to see: Michael giving Ryan an impromptu massage while Ryan rests his weary feet on the table in front of him. Enjoy.
I mean, LOOK at Ryan’s legs on the table, lmao! He is sooo relaxed and sooo comfortable with his sexuality (as is Fassbender) I just cannot take it! This photo… completes me.
This new as-yet untitled movie has everyone in it (Christian Bale, Natalie Portman, Rooney Mara, Cate Blanchett, etc.) and now I can just sit around dreaming of which cast members occasionally take a moment to give other cast members massages. There are so many different possible cast-massage combinations… but I don’t think any of them would compare to this one. Gosbender, a reader on another site dubbed this one. Gosbender. Le sigh.0