Okay. This is the part where we act like Justin Bieber has never shown off his chesticles online before, and he’s now just doing it to prove that he’s totally over Selena Gomez (even though reports from yesterday stated otherwise). So yeah, Justin Bieber posted the quintessential ‘I’m Officially Single‘ pic on his Instagram last night– and don’t act like you don’t know what that picture is, y’all. It usually involves very little clothing and a new tattoo covering up the old one of that guy’s name who you’re totally over now… wait. Sorry, no. Um. It mainly involves very little clothing. Click inside to see what I mean and disregard that tattoo business.
See? The tighty whiteys peeking through. The my-body-is-your-wonderland outstretched arms. He wants us to know that he’s single. And that he’s grown. Except he still looks 15 in the face, which is adorable. HI JUSTIN.
Her Wizards of Waverly Place costarJennifer Stone tweeted, “That’s why you don’t rob the cradle, because babe’s be trippin’.”
Her onscreen father David DeLuise wrote, “All woman should be treated with respect! Listen up boy @selenagomez,” and added, “@selenagomez See how much fun we have! Thinking about u. Have a great weekend and remember what I told :)”
Sidenote, Selena just became my favorite person because her main photo on Twitter is of Malala Yousafzai. I mean, shirtless pictures are great and all, but I really like that she’s putting Malala‘s story out there. Girl after my own heart <3