So ABC News recently covered two very extreme plastic surgery stories… and I cannot believe what I just watched. But then again… I kinda can. The world has changed and plastic surgery just isn’t a big deal anymore. Those who can afford it (and those who can’t) are getting nipped and tucked left and right. Hell, even Angela Lansbury’s had work and she’s encouraged others to do the same. I remember reading a story a while back about a 14 year-old girl whose mother was urging her to get breast implants (the girl didn’t want ‘em) so yeah. It’s totally the new normal and in the above video you’ll meet a young man known as the ‘human Ken Doll’ and a woman with the SEVENTH LARGEST breasts in the world. Both have extreme stories of plastic surgeries and both of them can’t wait to have more work done. Peep the video above and join me inside as I try to wrap my brain around what just happened.
So, here’s the thing about today’s That-Ish-Cray Of The Day. It’s beyond cray. It’s kinda, sorta scary. And at the same time… I don’t want to judge these people who totally are doing what maaad people are doing every day!They’re just more dramatic versions of the celebs and Real Housewives we all know and lurve. But the reporter asked an interesting question– is there something psychologically wrong with an individual who gets hella, hella plastic surgery? The mom they interviewed is willing to risk her life for bigger breasts (and more money, as a result)– how insane is that? For a second I thought she was that mom from that old MTV True Life episode about embarrassing parents, but this mom actually covers up when she gets her kids from school so I know it wasn’t that other mom. And yeah, kudos to her for putting on that hoodie, lmao! What’s interesting though, is that you can see (in that moment when she talks about how she grew up) how desperate she is to never go back to being poor. So, interestingly enough, class is a factor here as well. But the mom in me kinda vomited when I heard her say that she does this for her family. Y’all know how I feel about mothers using their children as an excuse for anything, including breast implants.
And the ‘human Ken Doll’ was just, like, hilarious. He didn’t even seem to have any illusions about what he was doing. He totally admitted that the first surgery was a ‘need’ (whatever that means) and the following 89 were ‘wants,’ so at least he’s keeping it real… sort of. But still, you can easily get a sense of his deep-rooted insecurities, which we all have.
What do you guys think of this madness???!!! And WTF kind of daycare center hires a woman with ginormous breasts so they can ‘involve the Dads’??? And how hard did you crack up when ‘Ken’ totally gagged at the suggestion that he ‘just work out’?!?! LMAO. In that moment, we were one.