Lindsay Lohan Tweets Idiocy About Hurricane Sandy


As the East Coast portion of the United States braced for the forthcoming impact of Hurricane Sandy last night, Lindsay Lohan took to her official Twitter profile last night to tweet a bunch of nonsense to her followers. Not understanding the true severity of the coming storm, Lindsay wondered aloud (on Twitter) why “everyone in SUCH a panic” about Hurricane Sandy (which she refers to as Hurricane Sally). From that point on, she posted more messages one after the other that gave us all a glimpse into her mental process last night. From Hurricane Sandy Sally, to pontifications on Fame to Adam Lambert (randomly), L. Lo was in a real sharing mood last night. Click below to read some of her nonsensical tweets.

WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i’m calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace. / i am seriously obsessed with you guys.. i cannot even focus on Revenge. / Fame will go by and, so long, I’ve had you, fame.. If it goes by, I’ve always known it was fickle. / So at least it’s something I experience, but that’s not where I live. Marilyn Monroe / lower the blinds / I love Doritos / You have to LOVE yourself before you can love anyone else. i mean… then Diamonds will love you back with Harry Winston’s support / #hurricanesassy / i love @adamlambert / Do it

Some people are suggesting that Lindsay Lohan was on something last night (the shout-out to Doritos signalled to some that she might’ve been smoking some loco weed) which, to be honest, would make her tweets make a lot more sense. Then again, maybe if we take her advice to “stop projecting negativity” then Hurricane Sandy might just go away … I mean, it’s possible right? Celebs who post on their own Twitter profiles do a great job of showing us how they really are “in real life”. I think many of us already have a pretty good understanding of what Lindsay Lohan is really like, last night’s Twitter rant just reinforced that understanding, I think. The worst of Hurricane Sandy is still to come. The storm will make landfall later this evening … I just hope people will stay safe from the storm. Surprisingly enough, I’m going to try and remain positive … which means I’m actually taking Lindsay’s advice. Hmmm.


  • Ella

    As a DC resident and someone who will probably lose power for days, I invite Lindsey Lohan to suck it, especially if she is tweeting from LA. Weather here is already crappy and the worst is to come. Obviously we are all hoping for the best, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be prepared. This storm is huge, literally. You can see it from space! It has already wrecked Cuba and Haiti. Everyone on the East Coast, stay warm and safe!

  • Keegan

    @lindsaylohan – Hurricanes know nothing of your so-called “peace”.

  • D-

    I’m in Brooklyn.

    At least she had a “lets have a kiki” shout out. Lock the doors, lower the blinds!

  • cmc

    Another Brooklynite checking in – STFU, Lindsay! Being careful, prepared, and safe is a heck of a lot more useful than “praying for peace”. Although I am staying positive and focusing on the good (no work today! Still have power! My family is safe and far away from the Northeast! My loved ones are in safe places- and those that needed to evacuate did!)

    Everyone in the NE, please stay safe.

  • Adriana

    @lindsaylohan … puff, puff pass.

  • kendra

    Some of that was in response to someone’s ustream or something..She kept posting the link at the end of her tweets..But still..She’s a moron..

  • Heather

    definitely whacked out on drugs…why won’t she just GO AWAY?

  • Trickster

    Is it wrong that I kinda wish she’d just use bath salts, nom on someone’s face and finally be put away for a very long, long time?

  • DM

    Sorry – I happened to be watching the live tweetcam in which she engaged two huge fans, and she was actually quite charming and real – and very obviously not “on” something. She was funny, and human even. The media, incl you all needs to p%ss off and find another victim. She’s far from a saint – but for chrissake, find a new focus already…

  • Joe Barnickel

    Really DM? Ol’ dumb blonde Lindsey ( I’ll call her Crack whore) invites all this stuff on herself.