The Hulk Hogan Sex Tape We’ve All Been Waiting For Leaked Online


Soooo. Hulk Hogan. Sex tape. Online now. LMAO. I’m sorry, I can’t even pretend for a minute that I wanted to see this at all, anywhere, ever. And yet… I totally watched it. Yup. I watched the Hulk Hogan sex tape. Judge me if you will! And it’s a good thing I got my viewing in when I did because now Hulk Hogan is now preparing to sue Gawker (the site that posted the vid), which means the video won’t be up for long! I’m just sayin’. Stop judging me and get deets inside, lol!

TMZ has the story:

Hulk Hogan’s leaked sex tape did NOT catch the wrestler with his pants down — at least figuratively — because TMZ has learned, he’s already got his lawyers on the counter-attack, threatening to SUE if the tape isn’t taken off the Internet.

Gawker posted a minute-long clip of the sex tape on its website yesterday — but sources close to Hogan tell TMZ, it won’t be up for long … because Hogan’s currently drafting a nasty cease-and-desist letter to the website, demanding the footage be taken down.

Hogan’s claiming the site has no right to post the footage — and if it doesn’t remove it, he’ll sue.

Hulk’s lawyer David R. Houston tells TMZ, “This tape was made secretly without Hulk’s knowledge or permission. We are going to do everything in our power to figure out who did it. Anyone displaying the tape will be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law.”

As we first reported … the Hogan tape¬†was being shopped around to the highest bidder beginning earlier this year. Screen grabs hit the Internet in April, but video only surfaced yesterday.

Gawker says it obtained the tape from an anonymous source — who gave the footage to the site for free.

As soon as news broke about the tape, Hogan immediately vowed to sue ANYONE who published it. ¬†Hulk’s word is his bond.

Okay, so if you don’t want to watch the tape, that’s fine! That’s fine! But if you do (because you’re weird, or you have a screwy sense of humor, or because you’re just, like, really into Hulk Hogan, or because you need something to hold you over until those Kanye West sex tapes drop), go here now!

OMG. I totally sound like a porn site. I AM PORN SITE. Whatever. It was fun. And reading Gawker’s blow-by-blow (pun intended) was equally fun, so there. Hulk Hogan sex tape. Online now. Hilarious. And really, really awkward for Brooke and Nick. And the former Mrs. Hogan. And, well, the world.



  • fab4runner

    Totally watched it. Anyone who says they didn’t/don’t want to is a liar, probably.

    • Serenity

      I didn’t, but only because I’m sure this will fall under the category of “cannot be unseen.”

    • Meghan

      Yes, this most definitely falls in that category. The awfulness is burned in my brain!

    • kjuneau1

      where did you watch the whole thing? I’ve only seen the minute or two that gawker has up. Is there a link to the entire video?

  • Meghan

    I admit I watched it too. Ugh…I feel dirty! LOVE the part when he talks about what a pig he is. That will impress the ladies!

    • @Meghan — I hate my eyes. Seriously.

    • Serenity

      See? See?! This proves that it falls under “cannot be unseen.” I refuse to have such remorse!

  • nicole

    i hate myself for looking. and i dont know why i did it. i hate my curiosity

  • rOXy

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s pretty bad when your sex tape elicits peals of laughter. I especially like the part when she starts to go down and he stops her to check his phone. ahahahahahahaha and then he goes on about having just eaten and feels like a pig. Feels? How about IS! lololololol

    • rOXy

      Oh, and he is the MOST BORING piece I’ve ever seen!

    • Shannon

      rOXy that was my *fave* part too (*fave* in a video full of very bad, very bizarre things). I love how she flops back on the bed. Madness.

  • Miss Delish

    Oh. My. Eyes. Wouldn’t be so bad if it had actually been good sex but that was poor.

  • bleedingEars

    HAHAHAHAHA…. “I just ate like ten minutes ago, I feel like a fucking pig”…. HAHAHAHAHA…. The only thing that would make that video even worse than it was is if the girl in the bed was Brooke Hogan. Oh snap.

  • JC

    I’d watch the whole thing if it came out. His dick looks huge!

  • oh yaaa

    sounds like services were PAID
    who says thank you

  • Booya