So … rapper 50 Cent (née Curtis James Jackson, III) has a message for all you people out there who masturbate. Fitty wants you to stop. Now, 50 Cent knows that it’s difficult to stop the act of masturbating so in addition to his admonition, he also offers a few step by step instructions how to go about the act of refraining from masturbating. 50 posted all of this information on his official Twitter profile but you can read it all in sum below.
Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites. / Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you. / Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs / Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines
And there you have it … it’s, apparently, as simple as that. Now, whether or not you take 50‘s advice is up to you … the choice is yours … the matter is in your own hands … and, I guess according to 50 Cent, that is the problem ;)
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Wait….What? 8!tc# are you for realz ?
but…but…what will i do with all of my free time 50 cent!?…HUH!??….
Rich people be cray.
@ Miguel – Listen to 50 Cent albums.
Is he turning into Christine McDonnell?
Step 5: Don’t listen to my songs that glorify lustful sex.
April Fool’s!!! um, right?
This can’t be for real. It’s gotta be a joke! He doesn’t say why he thinks people need to stop masterbating. Does he think society and relationships are deteriorating because people are losing the ability to connect? What what?
Step 5: Stop reading Fitty Shades of Grey.