The Rubber Man Suit From ‘American Horror Story’ Is Now A Hallowe’en Costume

One Size Fits Most

Remember the creepy Rubber Man character from the first season of American Horror Story? Did you ever think aloud, Hey, I would like a costume like that to wear for Hallowe’en but instead really thought inside your head, Hey, I would like a costume like that so I can get my freaky-deak on with my significant other any ol’ time of the year? Welp, you’re in luck (in either case)! This year, a Hallowe’en costume version of the Rubber Man suit from AHS is being sold at various stores selling costumes … like Target! Wanna get your freaky-deak on this Hallowe’en AHS style? Look no further!

Number of Pieces: 4
Manufacturer’s Suggested Age: 18 Years and Up
Textile Material: 100 % Polyester
Care and Cleaning: Spot Clean
Includes: Mask, Boots, Bootcovers, Jumpsuit

The costume is only sold in One Size Fits Most which seems kinda problematic to me. I’m not gonna lie, I’m very tempted to wear this costume for Hallowe’en this year (YES, for Hallowe’en … NOT for anything freaky-deaky … necessarily) but I’m worried about the sizing, to be honest. I’m not a tall person, nor am I a particularly muscular person so I’m afraid this suit wouldn’t look … right … with me wearing it. But what the Hell do I know? One Size Fits Most, I could be a most. HMMM. What do y’all think? Should I be the Rubber Man for Hallowe’en? Are any of y’all interested in being the Rubber Man for Hallowe’en?

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  1. Um. No. Not for me…..and I think it would be too freaky for a costume, just because of the show. But if you get one and it fits well….I would go for it. That is, if your not too spooked out. LOL

  2. Jasmine

    Hahahaha “… necessarily”
    You are so funny. I always laugh reading your posts.

  3. “Did you ever think aloud, Hey, I would like a costume like that to wear for Hallowe’en but instead really thought inside your head, Hey, I would like a costume like that so I can get my freaky-deak on with my significant other any ol’ time of the year?”

    Man. I’m thinking this costume is just too freaky for me. And I just imagine the ‘most’ fitting, fitting all my not (and too) ‘most’ spots too awfully to even consider.

  4. eek. I might have an impulse to run far away fast if a stranger wearing that walked toward me.

  5. Super creepy. But that’s what Halloween is all about so I suppose it would make a good costume.

  6. Nathan

    Those masks just creep the hell out of me.

    …And people could have been this in the past, they just would have had to walk into one of those sex stores, haha. They seem to carry stuff like this.

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