The other day we learned of a sex tape rumor surrounding Mr. Kanye West. Some of us were willing to admit that, yes, we would actually like to see it. Mainly to laugh. Possibly to enjoy on other levels. Now Kanye West‘s lawyer is speaking out about the sex tape, saying that it was stolen from Kanye‘s, computer which basically confirms what we needed to know. It exists. Oh, and there may be two of them. Awesome. Deets inside!
Complex has the story:
Kanye West‘s lawyer released a statement today to AllHipHop.com about his sex tape that is currently being shopped around and could be sold for millions of dollars. Earlier this week, an image from the tape, along with details of its contents, was posted online. And now, Kanye’s lawyer, Lisa M. Buckley of Pryor Cashman, says the images and the actual sex tape were stolen from his computer.
Buckley writes, “Be advised that the Screen Shot, as well as the Tape from which the Screen Shot was taken, were illegally obtained and believed to have been stolen from Mr. West’s computer.” She adds, “Your posting, advertising, marketing, displaying and otherwise disseminating the stolen Screen Shot and/or other materials on the Tape constitute actionable violations of Mr. West’s rights of privacy and publicity.”
Buckley also firmly states, “We hereby demand that you: (1) immediately cease and desist from posting, advertising, marketing, displaying and disseminating the illegally obtained Screen Shot of Mr. West.”
Whew! Sounds serious! Lol, so that screen shot that I was so annoyed by is, apparently, the real deal… which is kind of exciting. Something tells me that whoever has this tape is not about to hand it over. Now here’s the really fun part: TMZ just published a story claiming that, not one– but TWO– sex tapes are being shopped around. And remember how that big sex tape guy (Steven Hirsch) said that the length of the movie is very important? Well, I think 40 minutes will suffice:
TMZ has learned, the rapper filmed himself doing the deed MORE than once in recent years … and TWO tapes are currently being shopped to the highest bidder.
The reports are true … a Kanye sex tape featuring a young woman in a hotel room is making the rounds — but what you haven’t heard … there’s a second tape and the 2 are nearly identical.
Both tapes are impressively long — the first is roughly twenty minutes … and the second is more than FORTY. And we’re talking constant action. Seriously, the guy takes no breaks. It’s incredible. Almost Sting-like.
We’re told the tapes were both shot several years ago with exes.
The tapes are currently being shopped to media outlets by a third party.
Sources close to Kanye tell us the rapper has no idea how the videos were lifted from his computer — but if anyone releases the footage … we’re told Kanye plans to go after the culprits with a legal vengeance.
So there you have it folks. Two Kanye West sex tapes… of impressive um length… are coming our way. OMG. So many puns in that sentence. I can’t, lol! And I cannot believe I’m actually sitting around, just waiting for these things to drop. I mean, yeah I’m doing other things like eating, and writing, and bathing my kids. But mainly. I’m waiting for the Kanye West sex tape[s] to drop. Judge me if you will.
Now it’s time for us to start thinking up names for the video. So far I’ve got Kanye Wets. That’s all I got. Help me out.