Todd Akins can suck it, so say these grannies in their new song, aptly titled Legitimate Rape. Although truthfully, they say a lot worse. Which is why I heart this video all over the place! The Renegade Raging Grannies take on the Representative’s horrifying comments about how women who experience ‘legitimate rape’ are not likely to get pregnant. And boy, do they give it to him! Sometimes, it really does take a grandma to get the job done… NSFW style, lol. Check out the video and enjoy the undisputed That-Ish-Cray Of The Day! Hilarious lyrics inside, in case you wanna sing along. And trust me, you do.
“Legitimate rape” is great birth control.
So says Todd Akin, and he oughta know.
If we are raped we can rest unafraid,
‘Cause we can’t get pregnant if forcibly laid.
Our female bodies are clever that way,
We only get pregnant when we say “okay.”
Doctors have told him, so it must be so,
The stork only comes if we don’t say “No!”
Rape won’t make babies and that is a fact;
There’s no global warming; the Earth’s really flat.
We heard it on FOX News so it must be true.
Well, Mr. Akin, we say “FUCK YOU!”