So, this weekend my bff Michelle came to visit me from Boston and I was sooo friggen happy that she hadn’t gotten a chance to see The Dark Knight Rises yet! Finally! An excuse for me to go back and relive the magic! Seeing a movie again is so cool because there are always little things you missed the first time around. For example, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Deep breath. Okay. Here’s the thing about Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I didn’t realize… that he was so… um. Hot. There was some serious intensity behind those eyes! I’m thinking about that scene when he shows up at the Wayne mansion and asks Bruce Wayne to ‘come back’ as Batman, and then he tells his life story and he’s all angry– but composed– but hot. Okay yeah. Whew! Last week’s first installment of Hot-Person-Who-I-Didn’t-Know-I-Was-Into-Until-Recently brought us the young and sexy Graham Phillips. It’s all about JGL this week. Peep the gallery to confirm or deny my ‘hotness’ suspicions and click inside for more of me grappling with my newly-discovered attraction to the one and only JGL.
He speaks French, and Dumbo makes him cry. That’s all you need to know about Joseph Gordon-Levitt:
Okay, so yeah. JGL. Hotness. Like, when/how did this happen?! Y’all don’t understand how many times I watched Angels In The Outfield as a kid. LMAO. That was my ish! Had the VHS and everything! So when I started seeing grown-up JGL running around town, popping up in movies like Inception and 500 Days Of Summer, I was a little confused. He was like that kid who used to live next door but then he moved away, but then came back to the neighborhood like 12 years later and it’s all awkward cause you’re like, no! Noooo, we were buddies! It would be wayyyy too awkward if he was hot. But… he’s hot!
Guys, I’m going through a lot with this one, okay? Lol. I’m also questioning my ‘hot’ radar entirely because, as I was watching TDKR again, I found myself thinking romantical/totally naughty thoughts about Bane as well, so yeah. I clearly have some issues to work through. With Bane, not with JGL. I’m pretty sure he’s hot.
Fun fact I totally forgot (thank you IMDB): Joseph Gordon-Levitt was in one of my all-time favorite movies ever, Havoc with Anne Hathaway and Bijou Phillips. Do y’all remember this insane movie?!?! OMG. JGL playing a crazy gangsta white boy from the Pacific Palisades: that ish cray.