Someone Really Made A ‘Kristen Stewart Is A Trampire’ Shirt

That-Ish-Cray Of The Day
Posted by: Shannon on August 20, 2012| 13 Comments

Okay. Now they’ve gone too far. Well, maybe they haven’t… I dunno. So there are these t-shirts you can buy to express your rage over the death of Robsten AKA to blame Kristen Stewart for all your emotional problems. Which is fine. I’m all for people going over-the-top/over the deep end (y’all know I love me some Emma Clark) but that’s only if it’s so over-the-top it’s hilarious. These shirts aren’t even funny! They’re kind of boring, which is my only critique. How dare they make an attack on a celebrity and not make me laugh while doing it?! Check out our That-Ish-Cray Of The Day, inside.

I mean c’mon! Y’all couldn’t even center the text?! Or add a funny image of Kristen dressed up as an actual trampire AKA as Willow from that Buffy episode where she became all crazy sexy vampire (aka trampire) Willow? WTF!

And if that doesn’t suit your fancy, they have others:

Aren’t these kinda wack? The only way they’ll be funny is if Kristen Stewart starts wearing them herself. Or if, like, Obama wears one. Otherwise, no. But the site that sells them (Skreened) isn’t all that classy anyway, so it kind of makes sense. Especially when you see their other… um apparel:

See? That Ish Cray. But don’t worry! They’re def trying to appeal to all parties. So if you’re Team Kristen, there’s something for you too:

I’m very confused by the guitars. So maybe someone could help me out with that.

LMAO. These shirts really are not necessary in life, and yet… I know someone’s buying them! Fess up, PITNBRs!

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  1. laurenl

    OK, here I go: Let’s not keep up the bully rhetoric, alright? I mean, who hasn’t been 22? And to make that into a t-shirt? Think about seeing your name on a t-shirt next to F-ing sucks…. and I agree, the sayings aren’t even clever!

    PS – the guitar is for the Joan Jett bio pic that Kristen starred, The Runaways. That movie was so great BTW. xo

    Aug 20, 2012 at 9:22 am /  Reply /+1
  2. Ella

    You could easily start a discussion about how over the top fans reactions to stars personal lives are. Granted Kristen is the one who made a public apology, thus bringing the public into her messy life. She’s got that dudes email and digits, she could have just apologized to him and him alone.

    That being said, I think the shirts are dumb on a lot of different levels. But, there are so many cray-cray Twilight fans out there that the shirts will probably sell well…and get worn to premiere of that last Twilight movie.

    Aug 20, 2012 at 9:42 am /  Reply /+2
  3. Amélie

    I agree with you… these shirts are stupid. Some people are real clueless vultures.

    She made a mistake, it’s sad but… she isn’t the only one, she’s young and she’ll learn from that. I’m so tired of this story… She is a great actress, she certainly not deserves this witch craft.

    Aug 20, 2012 at 10:37 am /  Reply /0
  4. rOXy

    People need to worry about things that matter. Getting that fired up over a successful (but bad, imo) movie, and someone else’s relationship is just all kinds of backward. Sure, I love some good celebrity gossip, but I hear, acknowledge, file it away and move on to the next story. That’s the healthy way to regard entertainment, and celebrity gossip is entertainment. It’s like a bag of potato chips, it not the main course. It should be a fun distraction from the more serious topics of our day, it is not a serious topic. If you’re going to cry, stage a protest, or wear statement tshirts, make sure it is for something that counts. Otherwise you just look like a complete dolt. The back of these shirts should also be printed: “Yes, I am a complete dolt, Your Honor!” Delusion coming in, and real going out.

    Aug 20, 2012 at 11:09 am /  Reply /+3

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