Michael Lohan Defied A Restraining Order To Get Kate Major Pregnant

RED ALERT! DADDY LOHAN IS SPAWNING AGAIN!!!

Remember back in February when we learned that Michael Lohan was looking for employment at his neighborhood Burger King? Well, now we know why he was in need of a job … he’s going to be a father again. That’s right, it is with great displeasure that I share the happy news that Lohan managed to get his estranged ex-girlfriend Kate Major knocked up. You may recall that Lohan and Major have had a tumultuous relationship in recent years — resulting in her getting a restraining order against him. Clearly the pair were able to overcome the legal restrictions on their relationship in order to procreate. Ugh. Read all the gory deets below.

There’s going to be a new addition to the Lohan litter — but fear not … it’s not Lindsay who’s preggers. TMZ has learned Lindsay’s gonna have another sibling, courtesy of Kate Major and Michael Lohan. According to our sources, Kate is in her first trimester. But get this … the restraining order she had against MiLo was lifted only a few weeks ago … so the act of conception was illegal. Our sources say Michael has not told Lindsay or any of his other children the happy news yet. So Lindsay, we’re pleased to inform you you’re gonna have a brother or sister to whom you can teach the ropes. A rep for the couple confirms the pregnancy, but wouldn’t comment further.

Why, gods, WHY?!?!?!?!?!?! I can’t think of a more horrible situation than a man who has been arrested and jailed multiple times for physically assaulting a woman getting that same woman pregnant while he was legally required to stay away from said woman. I think it’s pretty safe to say that Michael Lohan has shown himself to be a less than adequate father to the 5 children he already has (don’t forget, he had a daughter with his mistress while he was still married to his ex-wife Dina Lohan — the mother of his first 4 children Lindsay, Michael, Aliana and Dakota). Now, Lohan is going to be a father for a 6th time. This is just sad all around … mostly for the poor, innocent child that will have to deal with her/his father’s pitiful behavior. Pregnancies should really be celebrated but … I’m having a hard time seeing the silver lining here :(

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  1. This screams K-Fed to me. I wonder if he’ll end up dumping his pregnant gf for another woman just like K-Fed did when he first got together with Britney ;) I think Michael needs go somewhere (kinda like a monastery lol) where he can’t have any sexual contact with women. One less Lohan in the world the better. But knowing the kind of fame whore he is, instead he will be selling this story to every sleazy tabloid that will give him the time of day and then he’ll want to invite a reporter into his house after the baby is born to showcase him/her to the world (as if anyone would actually watch a Michael Lohan TV special). He has to be the king D-bag of the century!

  2. Will

    I feel sorry for the child.
    These two should be the poster child for the “excuse of a parent” campaign.

  3. Oh hell nawl. My question is always and eternally “What are these women thinking?!” Daddy Lohan may be a d-bag but Kate’s grown too. If this is what she signed up for then, sadly, this is what she thinks she’s worth.

  4. shannon

    Note to Michael Lohan: a vasectomy does not make you less of a man. Look into getting one, you won’t regret it.

  5. laureng

    how could you forget Ali Lohan?

  6. Tatiana

    It’s his sixth child, no? You left out Ali.

  7. Well that’s unfortunate.

  8. Melissa

    What about Ali?

  9. Katie

    Oh my! That poor child. It doesn’t stand a chance :(.

  10. Adrian

    There should be some law written giving a penalty when both parties willingly violate a restraining order and waste court time.

  11. Sue

    I’m pretty sure he could go to jail for this if his paternity is confirmed via DNA test.

  12. Jstar

    Umm don’t forget that Kate has a major (no pun intended) drug and alcohol problem as well as a Lohan problem! Ugh! this is truly a nightmare!

  13. Liz

    Hey we DK that they had sex it could be IVF.LOl they are a hot mess

    • @Liz — IVF? LOL, no. Michael Lohan tried to get a job at Burger King, he can’t pay his child support … I do not believe he could afford IVF … LOLOLOLOL

  14. Ben@pr

    It should be illegal for him to procreate.

  15. Kelly

    I’m pretty sure Ali is short for Aliana.

  16. Kelly

    Yeppers, I double checked. it was published correctly. 4 with Dina… Ali is short for Aliana, 5th with a gal from MT ( the daughter is named Ashley, looks like she is living and recording music in Houston ) and this is the 6 th in the oven.
    I agree with Shannon, Way past time for the big V. Snip, snip ;) hehe

  17. Yikes! Way to go Kate and Michael. Guess that restraining order wasn’t anything to you both was it? Is it too early to call CPS on them!?

  18. Natalie

    Michael Lohan needs to be marooned on a deserted island along with K-Fed and Levi Johnston.

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