Everyone! Rihanna just wanted to let us know that she’s going on vacation in a private plane and that she doesn’t care how we feel about it! Are you ready to look at her twit pics and not care? Or care, but knowing that she doesn’t care if you care? Lol, all of these assumptions have been gathered from her instagram captions so I’m probably jumping to conclusions. I’m sure when she writes “#phuckyofeelings” she doesn’t mean she doesn’t care about them. She just means… phuck em! Anyway, the “ph” makes it less harsh. She’s so cute. Pics inside.
Oh, RiRi. Another day, another set of twit pics for me to use in my futile attempts to psychoanalyze you and our very complicated relationship. Freud would not approve, but here I gooo!
Rihanna‘s caption: #phuckyofeelings Vaca here we come…. #boatsandhoes
I don’t know why I cringe when Rihanna curses on twitter, lol. She just sounds like she has such a foul mouth! And she’s supposed to be a *pop princess* lol. But then she makes the “boats and hoes” reference and I’m reminded that she has a sense of humor and I forgive her for ph*cking my pheelings. Oh, thanks Rihanna. Step Brothers references will win me over every time!
Rihanna‘s caption: phuckyojob
Ummm ok. Well, I like my job Rihanna! I don’t wanna phuck it! I love it! Wait… maybe I do wanna phuck it, like make sweet love to it…? Is that where she’s going with this? I dunno. She looks like she’s having fun though. Nice.
Rihanna‘s caption: I want u to…….
Ok, this is the part where she gets sexy on us. And you get to fill in the blank. Based on the “Trapstar” hat I’m assuming she wants us to go listen to some Young Jeezy circa 2005. Will do, Rihanna. Will do.
Rihanna‘s caption: 420 Hi
Ok, I’m interpreting this as one of her standard weed references. But it’s also one of her sexy moments so we’re getting a Twofer here (a la 30 Rock) which is great. And it’s always good to be reminded that she has better lips than the rest of us.
And for that, we thank you badgalriri!