It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for! Well, sort of. The big moment hasn’t uhhh popped off yet (lol), but this is still pretty big. Will Snooki‘s baby be a “Jionni Jr.“? Or will Trent‘s prediction/wish come true with a baby “Lorenzo” on the way? Somebody got gangsta in the HuffPost comments and suggested that she name the baby after the baby’s father– “Lil Situation.” Hmmm, yeah. I don’t think that’s gonna be the baby’s name. Check inside to see what is!
Sweet, right? Well Trent called it so we shoulda known.
Of course people are online acting all annoyed and being all like, “Ugh, she’s not even Italian” (Lorenzo is a very Italian name; Snooki was born Chilean (thank dave!)but grew up in an Italian household) and “Ugh that poor baby should be put up for adoption.”
Um. No! I am not about mommy-bashing over here! Or I try not to be. At least, I think it’s unfair that we single out one Mom with questionable Mommy behavior. There are like 72 million sketchy-ass moms out there! Snooki may be one of them but we don’t know that yet. The only “bad” thing people can seem to point to (since she got prego) was that she fell in her heels. Please. Don’t make me compose a fully comprehensive list of celebs who fell or tripped in their heels while pregnant.
(True story, I started writing the list, but it felt a bit malicious… and kinda morbid). Anyway, there’s a lot of them. And I busted my ass (as in, did not fall or trip, but busted my ass) getting off the train once while 6 months prego. If I’d been on Jersey Shore (and I sooo should have been) people would have been like, “OMG Shannon (I don’t know my Jersey Shore nickname, feel free to assign) just fell while pregnant in flats! That’s what she gets for commuting to school while prego! Bad mommy! Bad mommy!”
So yeah, no. Snooki will be fine. As PITNBr Joanna pointed out on our Snooki/JWOWW BFF File, at least she’s got Jionni. And they say all you need is one good parent.
I’m just kidding; they don’t say that. So Snooki better get it together, lol. And something tells me she will/is.
See you in September, Lorenzo!