PITNBrs, what do we give to our favorite celebrity blogger who has everything? Well, I can think of, like, 3 things he might find useful, and ya’ll can help me with the rest. Birthday Lurve for Trent goin’ down inside!!!
Trent, what can I say that hasn’t already been said by readers the world over? You friggen rock… and… my love for you can only be expressed via a series of The Notebook-related GIFs. Happy Birthday Trent :)
How I first felt when you told me that you love Audrey Tautou, and then when you put me on to He Loves Me… He Loves Me Not:
How I felt when we first met in New York:
How I feel about our professional relationship at PITNB now:
I love you Trent! WE Love you!
Virtual Gifts for Trent’s Birthday (virtual xoxoxo included):
1. Three hours alone in a room with the transcripts from Katie Holmes’s disposable phone records.
2. A roundtrip ticket to Sandusky, Ohio. Six Flags is awesome, but we both know where it’s really going down.
3. Any one or all three of these pop culture-themed birthday cakes.
Buffy cake :)
Banksy cake :)
Britney cake :)
PITNBrs, please share warm birthday wishes for Trent in the comments!
Lol, somebody put this on Trent’s Facebook. I’m stealing it! Thanks Mike Killmon!