And you thought you were obsessed with the celebrity lifestyle? Quamine Taylor may or may not be my newest hero, for he has seriously gone above and beyond in the name of celebrity. And more importantly, I think he just inadvertently knocked Diddy down a peg or two. I’m not one for celebrity-bashing but when you look at Diddy don’t you sometimes think: “Ugh! I hope a strange man named Quamine is totally using your toothbrush right this second!” Peep inside to get the hilarious deets on the story that can only be classified as today’s That-Ish-Cray of the Day.
Complex Magazine has the report. There’s a reference to fried chicken, so there’s that to get excited (but hopefully not racial) about:
The man who snuck into Diddy’s East New York mansion back in April was really living like a king for a second. Yesterday, it was revealed that 30-year-old Quamine Taylor drank his liquor, ate his food and even bathed with his soap. He even used Diddy’s toothbrush.
At his sentencing, Taylor told prosecutors that he “brought a cheesesteak, a cheesecake, a bucket of fried chicken—which I ate at the house—and drank a ‘dollar’ bottle of Hennessy and four cans of Pepsi.” After crushing a bottle of Hpnotiq (no Ciroc?), he says he went upstairs and passed out.
Taylor spent nearly 24 hours in the home before being caught, but says he planned to stay for “5 to 17 days.” He had been unable to post his $2,000 bail, so he was sentenced to time served and ordered to stay the hell away from Diddy’s homes for five years. This isn’t the first time he’s pulled this stunt, either. Back in 2001, Taylor pretended to be Diddy’s cousin and cops found him in the swimming pool.
I don’t know about you, but my Monday was just made. Is this not the funniest thing you have ever read in your life? Who does this?! Quamine Taylor does this! Eternally LMAO at “a cheesesteak, a cheesecake, a bucket of fried chicken“!!! And how random was his little vacation schedule: “5 to 17 days” ??? I love it, I love it.
Life truly is stranger than fiction. And Diddy will never, ever recover from this. I can’t help but smile at that notion.