And you thought you were obsessed with the celebrity lifestyle? Quamine Taylor may or may not be my newest hero, for he has seriously gone above and beyond in the name of celebrity. And more importantly, I think he just inadvertently knocked Diddy down a peg or two. I’m not one for celebrity-bashing but when you look at Diddy don’t you sometimes think: “Ugh! I hope a strange man named Quamine is totally using your toothbrush right this second!” Peep inside to get the hilarious deets on the story that can only be classified as today’s That-Ish-Cray of the Day.
Complex Magazine has the report. There’s a reference to fried chicken, so there’s that to get excited (but hopefully not racial) about:
The man who snuck into Diddy’s East New York mansion back in April was really living like a king for a second. Yesterday, it was revealed that 30-year-old Quamine Taylor drank his liquor, ate his food and even bathed with his soap. He even used Diddy’s toothbrush.
At his sentencing, Taylor told prosecutors that he “brought a cheesesteak, a cheesecake, a bucket of fried chicken—which I ate at the house—and drank a ‘dollar’ bottle of Hennessy and four cans of Pepsi.” After crushing a bottle of Hpnotiq (no Ciroc?), he says he went upstairs and passed out.
Taylor spent nearly 24 hours in the home before being caught, but says he planned to stay for “5 to 17 days.” He had been unable to post his $2,000 bail, so he was sentenced to time served and ordered to stay the hell away from Diddy’s homes for five years. This isn’t the first time he’s pulled this stunt, either. Back in 2001, Taylor pretended to be Diddy’s cousin and cops found him in the swimming pool.
I don’t know about you, but my Monday was just made. Is this not the funniest thing you have ever read in your life? Who does this?! Quamine Taylor does this! Eternally LMAO at “a cheesesteak, a cheesecake, a bucket of fried chicken“!!! And how random was his little vacation schedule: “5 to 17 days” ??? I love it, I love it.
Life truly is stranger than fiction. And Diddy will never, ever recover from this. I can’t help but smile at that notion.
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Omg! This was the funniest thing I have read in awhile. You can’t make this stuff up! You are hilarious!! #TeamQuamine
marsa, lmao! TeamQuamine all day!
Part of the reason I like this enitre blog (as opposed to the bazillion other celebrity blogs) is that Trent is not mean-spirited, even when it comes to controversial folk. That last paragraph was a teeny bit mean spirited and I’m not sure it’s really in the same flavor of Trent’s posts.
Just my opinion, not intended to offend.
nonono, you’re not entirely wrong… and I appreciate the honest comment. I’ll admit, I did come off “a teensy bit mean spirited,” but I assure you, it’s mainly in fun. Diddy is a guy I like to poke fun at, I’m not bashing him at all. I don’t actually believe he’s sweating the toothbrush thing at all, lol.
Thank you again, for speaking up for your blog. I really do try to match the positive energy and I’d hate to detract from that.
I thought this whole post was hilarious! I love Diddy, but he is definitely full of himself! It is just funny that this happened to him! :-)
Nobody was hurt from this, but I do hope this guy stays away now because it seems that he is getting more aggresive to get near Diddy. I would hate to see it get escaladed someday to the point that someone does get hurt.
JillieBean430, glad you got the joke! It was ONLY funny because it was Diddy’s house, lol. Thanks for commenting.
Is it just me or does this guy look like chris rock?!? …holy crap can’t anybody else see the resemblance? :)
Maybe if you squint, Saira. It’s those glasses– classic Chris Rock, lol :)
thought it was chris rock who did it! lol!
lol, jane. You and Saira!
That’s freaking HILARIOUS! The way it’s written is as funny as the story itself!
It’s bad enough that he went in and made himself at home like that.. but he USED THE MAN’S TOOTHBRUSH?! Omg..
You’d have to be pretty bold to do that in anyone’s house but especially in a celebrity’s house!
PixiesBassline, too funny, right? I love that it wasn’t his first time.
Wait… I thought he brushed his teeth with a bottle of Jack.