Who says celebrities get to have all the fun? I have labored on the world wide web of random pretty ish for like 2.5 hours to find you guys a few cool things that you could probably actually buy, without even cashing in all that Facebook stock you just bought. Wink. But that’s how it works right? You cash in your stock? I dunno… At any rate, I implore you try one of these ridiculous, totally self-indulgent items. Trust me, I know you have better things to do with your hard-earned cash, but I’m learning that the occasional, non-bank-breaking purchase is more than fun: it’s healthy. So here are a few items I thought might make you smile… even if you don’t buy them. Anyway, online window shopping is the new SWAG. Because we needed a new SWAG.
Embrace your inner child with one of these big & beautiful 5 lb. gummies. $29.95 at Red Envelope
Speaking of kids, aren’t these mini-totes adorable? Would totally get one for Jonovan and “borrow” it on the daily. $30 at Plastica Shop