The resurrection of the trucker hat at the MTV Movie Awards was kind of a big deal, especially if you’ve been missing Ashton Kutcher on this new season of Punk’d. I’ve caught a few of the episodes– they punk’d my girl Chloë Grace Moretz, and they got Scott Disick and Shenae Grimes too. I never thought I’d say this but… um… I kinda missed Ashton Kutcher! They’ve got some celebs punking other celebs but (insert melodramatic sigh) it’s just not the same.
Odd Future’s Tyler The Creator was the one who punk’d Scott and he was kind of funny but a bit too clever for my liking. Ashton, on the other hand, is like that guy in school who’s funny enough, but even funnier when you realize how impressed he is with his own sense of humor. I guess I missed that aspect of the show, which was a strange realization considering that I was previously unaware of being a Punk’d/Ashton Kutcher fan. In fact, I’m still not willing to claim that title. But I will say that watching Drake get Punk’d gave me infinite pleasure.
Ok now, real quick, my top 5 Moments From Drake’s Punk’d Highlights are:
5. The moment we realize that Drake is the world’s first VP Biden groupie:
“So we don’t get to meet the Vice President, do we?”
4. When Drake confesses to losing his national disaster virginity in a hushed, romantic whisper:
“That’s my first earthquake ever.”
3. The less-celebratory version of the YOLO philosophy suddenly unfolds:
“CJ, I THOUGHT… THAT….WE… WERE ABOUT…. TO F***… GET BLOWN UP!“
(aka you really do only live once)
2. Drake’s audition tape for Woody Allen’s future biopic:
“I-I-I’m here to meet the Vice President…”
1. Drake, as if on an episode of Maury, shows us just how badly he reacts to unexpected pregnancies.
“Oh, she’s pregnant, f***.“
(That one also may or may not be the soundtrack to my life… LMAO.)
How did you guys feel watching Drake’s emotional journey? He went from celebrity, to Woody Allen, to baby daddy in like 4 minutes. Now that’s what we call range :)
What are some of your favorite throwback Punk’d moments? Remember Missy Elliot’s bling catastrophe? And when Kanye was going to “Pair-reee?” OMG JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?! SMH. Good times, good times.
p.s. I really do heart Drake aka Aubrey Graham aka Jimmy from Degrassi, the soap opera of my youth.