Lindsay Lohan Is Having A Hard Time Finding The Perfect ‘Dick’


Lifetime TV found the actress that they would like to play Elizabeth Taylor in an upcoming biopic about the late actress but they are having a devil of a time finding the actor to play Richard Burton. With Lindsay in the lead role, she is reportedly unhappy with the actors currently in the running to play Dick to her Liz. Altho Lindsay does not have the final say, rumor has it that producers are trying to keep her has happy as possible. As a result, Lindsay finds herself in the position of searching for the perfect Dick.

Lindsay Lohan is extremely unhappy with the casting choices of the male actors who have auditioned for the role of Richard Burton in the Elizabeth Taylor Lifetime biopic, and filming is scheduled to begin in just a few weeks, is exclusively reporting. As we previously reported, the decision to cast Lohan as the screen icon has drawn criticism from Rosie O’Donnell who recently said, “I feel very sorry for her. I think she needs a lot of time away. … She’s had a lot of trouble doing every single movie, including SNL. She was out and not in rehearsal. I think she’s not in a place to work.” Choices to play the role of Richard Burton have come down to Gossip Girl star Matthew Settle, Sean Maguire, and CSI hunk Craig Robert Young, but after watching the audition tapes last weekend, “Lindsay declared that none of the actors were the right fit and that she wanted to go to London to look for a possible Burton actor there,” a production insider tells “Lindsay is being an absolute nightmare about who should play Burton. She believes Matthew Settle is too old to play the role, and she wants a major A-list star to be her co-star. However, her salary for the role took up a major portion of the budget, and the Burton gig will likely only pay $200k, max. The producers don’t need to get Lindsay’s approval of who will play Richard Burton, but they want to keep her happy.” Making matters worse, is that filming is slated to begin in just a few short weeks, and they are no closer to signing an actor to play Burton. “They are already in pre-production and it’s very hard to conduct any rehearsals without the pivotal role of Richard Burton,” the source says … So will Lohan get her wish to jet across the pond to find her ideal Richard Burton? “Hell no!” The source says. “There just isn’t any money in the budget, or time, to do so. The producers will try to land someone that Lindsay likes, but, if push comes to shove, they will just cast the role without her approval.”

As many of us are PAINFULLY aware, it’s not always easy to find the perfect Dick. But when you find him, you hang to him as long as possible. All kidding aside, I can understand the concern about casting the right man to star in this Liz & Dick biopic. With Lindsay as Liz, there is already a lot of attention. The right actor as Burton can really heighten that attention. I’m curious to find out who they’ll go with. Since filming will begin soon, we should find out which lucky guy has won the big role. Who do YOU think would be the perfect Dick for Lindsay’s Liz?


  • Janaegal

    Admit it. You wrote this post PURELY for all the Dick puns, didn’t ya? ;)

  • Ashley

    IT’s because nobody wants to be linked to her and be part of that disaster of a movie. What happen to the lifetime network anyway? It has turned in to trash TV with this TV movie, I saw a preview for a new Bristol Palin reality series and not to mention that Jennifer Love Hewitt series about a massage therapist who gives “happy endings” which I must admit I recently started to watch.

  • Ben@pr

    I loved the headline. As if she’s always been selective picking a “Dick”.

  • Laura

    Aren’t we all?

  • Nathan

    She’s let enough dicks try out.