Yesterday we heard a harrowing tale of an alleged hit and run accident involving the perpetually trainwrecky Lindsay Lohan. As you may recall, Lindsay is being accused of hitting a man with her car and then driving away from the scene of the accident. Today we are hearing from Lindsay herself about the allegations. Lohan is vehemently denying that she hit anyone with her car. Additionally, we get to see new photos of Lindsay arriving for her regularly scheduled community service work at the LA Morgue yesterday, as if nothing were wrong at all.
Scrape? This is all a complete lie. I’ve been at community service. Last night, I attempted to wish a friend happy birthday, which I didn’t even get to do because I was freaked out by all of the paparazzi. These false accusations are absurd.
Honestly, it’s prolly for the best that Lindsay not say anything at all about this hit and run thing. To say, “I’ve been at community service” has nothing AT ALL to do with the allegations against her. Who cares if she’s at community service during the day while she is allegedly running people over with her car at night? My advice stands, Lindsay should just stay home or at her friend’s home as much as possible. She is a magnet for this kind of drama and whether she is guilty or not, her track record of proven guilt makes anything she say to the contrary suspect. Lindsay should continue to show up for community service (like she dutifully did yesterday) and keep her mouth shut, period. Staying home will likely keep her out of jail. It’s that simple. Even when she tries not to, it seems like Lindsay is incapable of staying out of trouble.0