Kevin Federline has been known to offend people when he is sober and fully clothed so it comes to NO SURPRISE TO ME WHATSOEVER to hear that he reportedly offended hotel guests after a drunken night of naked stupidity. According to the report, K-Fed got liquored up before he stripped down and bared his body (his big body, mind you) to other hotel guests. I can’t think of many things more horrible than the sight of nekkid K-Fed so I can completely understand why people may have gotten upset.
BRITNEY Spears’s ex, Kevin Federline, is at the centre of complaints he went on a drunk and naked romp poolside at South Yarra hotspot The Olsen. A resident at the upmarket hotel claimed the failed rapper went to the pool and stripped off after enjoying a meal at a hotel restaurant last Monday. “It was Kevin Federline – 100 per cent,” said the resident, a married mother with a young girl. “Drunk doesn’t even cover it. He was a mess.” After dinner, the resident claimed Federline and another unidentified man got naked. “They were nude. It was disgusting. I could see everything, absolutely everything,” she said. “I was seriously offended and went to complain to management.” She also said a woman stripped down to her bra and knickers and jumped into the hotel pool. The resident said Federline invited her to his room at the hotel for a party. She declined. The resident said she was allowed to review closed circuit television footage to back her claims when she complained to management. The woman said an on-duty manager spoke to Federline and his guests after she complained. Federline is said to be a celebrity guest on Channel 9’s new weight-loss show, Excess Baggage. The hotel confirmed Federline was celebrating with an entourage including paparazzi king Darryn Lyons and former Hawthorn star Robert DiPierdomenico. The resident said DiPierdomenico refused Federline’s constant badgering to strip off. A manager at The Olsen said: “They were drinking and they were boisterous. “But there is no clear footage of nakedness on our CCTV footage.” The manager confirmed the resident had filed a complaint. Yesterday, a Nine spokeswoman said the production company had spoken to hotel management and no complaint had been registered. Federline, 33, a dancer, rapper and actor popularly known as K-Fed, and more recently K-Fat, was married to Spears for two years. They have two children.
I mean … is any of this at all hard to believe? Not to me. And I’m telling you, if I was forced to bear witness to K-Fed’s “everything”, I’d do more than just complain. I’d very likely gouge my eyes out of their sockets and grind them into dust before setting them on fire. Ugh. At least K-Fed has a new job on a new show. Excess Baggage sounds like the perfect project to launch The Federline back into the public eye. Tho, if too many public eyes continue to see too much of him, his career would deffo be over.