Last week, out-of-work actress and new Playboy model, Lindsay Lohan was arrested and mug shotted for violating her court ordered probation. Early this morning, Lindsay‘s estranged father Michael Lohan was arrested in Tampa, FL on charges of domestic violence. According to the police report, Michael Lohan allegedly assaulted his ex-girlfriend Kate Major because she reportedly refused to perform oral sex on him. I mean … ugh. Can you believe how horribly effed up the Lohan family is? Lord Have Mercy! Click below to see Lohan‘s latest mug shot and read all the gory details of his latest arrest.
Tampa Police tell 10 News Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan has been booked into the Hillsborough County Jail on domestic violence battery charges. He’s accused of battering his live-in girlfriend, according to police. Lohan was first taken to St. Joseph’s Hospital early this morning after he complained of chest pains after he was placed in handcuffs. Not long after, police say he checked himself out of the hospital and was taken to the Orient Road Jail. Tampa Police say they were called to a condo at 2021 Lemans Blvd near International Plaza at 1:10am after an alleged argument between Lohan and his girlfriend. Police have not officially identified Lohan’s girlfriend, but say she is the same woman who dated reality TV star Jon Gosselin (Jon and Kate Plus 8) after his split with Kate Gosselin.
And now the gory details from TMZ:
Michael Lohan’s ex-girlfriend told police … he flipped out and threatened to kill her because “she wouldn’t give him a ‘blow job’” … this according to the police report obtained by TMZ. According to the report, Lohan’s ex, Kate Major, told police Michael came over to her Tampa apartment last night, when he began to yell at her about an upcoming domestic violence court hearing. Major claims the argument got heated … and MiLo got violent. Major claims Lohan pushed her multiple times and squeezed her arms. She claims Mike also told her he would “slit both his wrist and her wrist. He also threatened to throw her off the balcony (4th floor).” Kate says Michael threw a TV remote control at her … but he missed, so he smashed her cell phone. Major also told police Lohan came over to her apartment the night before … and they got into an argument that turned physical. Major says she threatened to call police, but Michael banged his head on a door, causing his forehead to bleed … and warned that if cops came over, he would blame her for the injury. Major told cops she regretted not calling police at the time, but insists “she was scared.” Lohan also spoke with police …insisting last night’s incident was triggered by a sexual encounter … described in graphic detail in the police report. “[Kate Major] did not want Michael to ejaculate inside her. Michael Lohan stated he did ejaculate in her and his girlfriend got very angry.” Michael told cops Kate told him she may have been pregnant from previous sexual encounters with him … which caused an argument … but Lohan insists he never laid a hand on Kate. Michael also told cops the cut on his forehead was caused by Kate … who slammed her apartment door in his face on the previous night. As we previously reported, Lohan complained of chest pains … so cops took him to a nearby Tampa hospital, where he was treated … and then arrested for domestic violence. Lohan claimed in his statement to police that he and Kate were going to court today to drop a previous restraining order that was in place against him. We’re guessing those plans have changed.
I know I shouldn’t be but … I’m at a complete loss. IMHO, this man — who claims to have had a religious conversion, mind you — is THE most hypocritical creep in the world. He happily blasts his daughter as a “crack or meth” smoker, vowing to do everything he can to help her save her own life, and the next minute he is arrested for assaulting an ex-girlfriend. I mean, forget the oral sex part of this seedy story (which I don’t disbelieve, I must say) … let’s try and remember how many times this man has been arrested and mug shotted for his various crimes. I dare say he has been arrested more than his daughter Lindsay has. Clearly the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Lohan, thy name is tragedy … the most tragic tragedy of all time.