Actor James Franco is featured on the cover of the new issue of Flaunt magazine … scratch that … James Franco is featured on 2 covers of the new issue of Flaunt magazine. One cover is pretty tame, one that can be openly featured on any magazine stand. The other cover is less tame. James allowed his bare, hairy ass to be photographed for the cover of Flaunt and, if you so desire, you can click below and get an eyeful of Franco‘s completely bare (and did I mention hairy) bum.
James Franco’s ass stares at me from my desktop. it almost farts in my face. It feels like it wants to. Like it’s wanted to for weeks. But alas, this two-dimensional ass can’t blast any audible sass. It’s simply a photo, intended for our art cover—its gassy desires aren’t relevant. Of relevance is: how did we get here? How did Flaunt Magazine find itself a participant, throughout kept at an usual arm’s length, in the multiplicitous James Franco off-the-backlot artistry—what some amidst the fray might call an egoistic cluster-fuck, but what we’ll call a modern portrait of an ambitious man of means—onto not one, but, two covers?
First things first … James Franco has a nice ass. Second things second … I can’t tell if I’m surprised by his decision to bare his butt in this way or not. I’d like to say that I am surprised by his willingness to share this part of him but, to be honest, James Franco strikes me as the kind of guy who would do almost anything for a little attention … not that he needs to, just because he wants to. What do YOU think of Franco‘s ass? Are you a fan? Is James Franco‘s bare ass enough to make you want to buy this magazine?