Suri Holmes Cruise Has A Creepy, Creepy Doll

Sorry for the Nightmares

Suri Holmes-Cruise, the only begotten child of the union of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, may be rollin’ in thousands and thousands of dollars of expensive clothing, shoes and accessories but at the core of her being, she is still a little girl (yes, I’m finally convinced she is not a robot or an alien from Mars). And because Suri is a little girl, that means she likely has a deep love of dolls (tho, it is neither uncommon nor out of the ordinary for a little girl to prefer trucks or some other “boy toys”). While out and about this week with her parents, Suri was in the company of one of her dolls … a horrifyingly, terrifying little thing.


Eek. Now, I know little kids love their toys unconditionally … whether it be a teddy bear with a missing eye or a soiled Pound Puppy but … creepy dolls that look like they want to feast on your soul as you sleep? ::SHUDDER:: Suri is the cutest tho … I just hope her obviously evil doll doesn’t go on a Chucky rampage in the middle of the night anytime soon. Yikes!

[Photo credit: X17]

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  1. Tiffany

    I’m pretty sure it’s an American Girl Doll. Ridiculously overpriced dolls. Of course.

  2. Megan

    looks like any doll you can pick up at walmart

  3. Kristin

    Yup it’s called a Bitty Baby. It’s owned by the American Girl Doll company. My sister had one like 15 years ago. They still look exactly the same.

  4. calz

    Dolls used to creep me the *bleep* out when I was a little girl, I had my Little Mermaid doll and a few of the Spice Girls ones and that was where I drew the line. I still find them creepy!

  5. rOXy

    Seriously, Trent, is there any doll you don’t find creepy?

  6. Jess

    That’s so not creepy! Creepy are those old ones with the eyes that open and close!!

  7. NORMA

    UR RIGHT TRENT..IT IS CREEPY..BUT THEYRE SAFE AS LONG AS THEY DONT HAVE TEETH SHOWING..THEN THEY SUCK UR SOUL OUT AT NIGHT…NEVER BUY A DOLL THAT HAS TEETH….NIGHTMARES FOR A LIFETIME!!!!

  8. emily

    What I want to know is why she’s wearing what looks to be a gold wedding band on her ring finger.

  9. kellye

    Dude….that doll has nothing on the scary shit that Mikey is carrying around on True Blood.

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