Earlier this week, former Playboy Playmate and ex-fiancée Crystal Harris appeared on The Howard Stern Show and cattily cut down 85-year old Hugh Hefner‘s sexual prowess for the legion of Stern listeners to hear. According to Harris herself, sex with Hefner only lasted “2 minutes” and she divulged that she is/was not “turned on by Hef“. Hefner mildly repudiated Harris‘s comments but, apparently, not forcefully enough. Last night, Hef was more clear about his sexual prowess and explained to his Twitter followers exactly how sexual he really is. Interested? Read below.
So there you have it … Hugh Hefner has sex and has been having multiple partner sex FOREVER. I’m so glad we now have this information. I’m not saying I believe what Hef is saying here but as THE original Playboy, he has a certain reputation to uphold. It would seem that Crystal has had second thoughts about her comments (either that or Hef‘s people have convinced her to recant). Crystal posted a couple of updates on her official Twitter profile to try and take back what she said to Howard Stern:
LOL! You will note that Crystal doesn’t actually deny what she said before, she is just now sorry that she said it in the first place … apparently. I’m totally convinced that ALL of this is lip-service meant to paint Hugh Hefner in a more favorable light. Look, the man is 85 years old … WE GET IT. We know what is really going on. He may be THE original Playboy but let’s be real. If people want to believe that Hef is still a demon in the sack, good for them. Those of us who are rooted in reality know what’s really going on … AND THAT’S OK. I, personally, want to go back to the time when we weren’t talking about an 85 year old man’s sexual prowess, thank you very much.