Paris Hilton Is Planning To Release Her New Album In The ‘Next Few Months’

Whether We Like It or Not

Paris Hilton is turning 30 years old tomorrow … and as a gift to all of us, she is promising to release a new album of music in the “next few months”. Oh wait, what I meant to type was — Paris Hilton is turning 30 years old tomorrow … and as punishment for all of us that the increasingly irrelevant socialite is aging beyond the bounds of her intelligence, she is cursing us with a new album of music in the “next few months”.

Paris Hilton says her new album will be released “in the next few months.” The reality star, who also has a show for Oxygen debuting in the spring, spoke to The Hollywood Reporter over the weekend at Usher’s pre-Grammy party at Avalon in Hollywood. She is keeping mum on the details of the album, telling THR that she wants to keep her collaborators and producers “a surprise.” Hilton released her first album, “Paris,” through Warner Bros. in 2006. It spawned one hit, “Stars Are Blind,” but was met with mixed reviews and underwhelming sales. The new album won’t be released through Warner Bros., but Hilton declined which label will handle its release, claiming wants it to be “a surprise” as well.

Um … the only “surprise” that can possibly come from this new album would be if anyone truly cared to hear it at all. I find it funny that the album is just a “few months” away from release and yet Paris doesn’t want to reveal any bit of information about the music itself. It’s also very suspicious that she won’t even reveal which record company is releasing her disc. None of this makes any sense … why even bring it up if you don’t want to talk about it. My guess is that Paris isn’t as close to releasing the album as she would like us to believe … and, in the end, I think that is actually very good news.

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  1. frank

    I know she cant sing, but did anyone else secretly like Stars Are Blind? or am i the only one

  2. Lance

    In the interest of total honesty…I loved her first album. I mean I know it was vapid and she cable sing but man if she didn’t pay for some catchy tunes. “Stars Are Blind” was great, but “Nothing in this World” was just pop goodness.

  3. Sara

    HAHAHA this post cracked me up. Paris needs to just go away already.

  4. Katmoww

    “Paris Hilton is turning 30 years old tomorrow … and as punishment for all of us that the increasingly irrelevant socialite is aging beyond the bounds of her intelligence, she is cursing us with a new album of music in the “next few months”. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

  5. sjazz

    I CANT WAIT FOR HER ALBUM!!!! I LOVE PARIS HILTON!!!! she’s such a good role model for doing many things and being successful at the same time, regardless of haters.

  6. J

    I’d take this over Gaga anyway personally… hahaha

    Oh dear

    • sjazz

      ME TOO! gaga’s becoming too serious about herself its become counter-productive. if she really wanted to get a madonna-like status she should be more accessible to her fans especially her female ones. many girls would like to look like madonna, but who in the world would wanna look like a dinosaur? despite that, i LOVE born this way simply because it has a good message. what happened to those? its all about being a whore and having S&M now. god i cant stand S&M. what kind of message does she really wanna give to everyone? that everyone should like S&M as much as her? keep your sexual preferences to yourself, PLEASE, especially if you’re going to make it so VISUAL. i pray for little girls who watch that video. no wonder MTV doesn’t show music videos anymore – cause their really immoral. not to say that the things MTV shows now are any better. but, at least they started with something good like The Hills. I guess now that the quality of reality tv shows is going down, something else will replace it soon. *fingerscrossed* why why why is the world regressing? gosh i guess i touched on many issues today. back to topic, well at least paris doesnt take her entertainment self too seriously, and everyone KNOWS not to take her seriously.

  7. Manderz

    im sorry…are we all talking about the same paris hilton? bc i HAVE to be missing something….

  8. Fer

    Can’t wait. :D

  9. brennen

    i loved her first one. can’t wait paris ! shake off the haters who haven’t even given the album a chance.

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