Paris Hilton is turning 30 years old tomorrow … and as a gift to all of us, she is promising to release a new album of music in the “next few months”. Oh wait, what I meant to type was — Paris Hilton is turning 30 years old tomorrow … and as punishment for all of us that the increasingly irrelevant socialite is aging beyond the bounds of her intelligence, she is cursing us with a new album of music in the “next few months”.
Paris Hilton says her new album will be released “in the next few months.” The reality star, who also has a show for Oxygen debuting in the spring, spoke to The Hollywood Reporter over the weekend at Usher’s pre-Grammy party at Avalon in Hollywood. She is keeping mum on the details of the album, telling THR that she wants to keep her collaborators and producers “a surprise.” Hilton released her first album, “Paris,” through Warner Bros. in 2006. It spawned one hit, “Stars Are Blind,” but was met with mixed reviews and underwhelming sales. The new album won’t be released through Warner Bros., but Hilton declined which label will handle its release, claiming wants it to be “a surprise” as well.
Um … the only “surprise” that can possibly come from this new album would be if anyone truly cared to hear it at all. I find it funny that the album is just a “few months” away from release and yet Paris doesn’t want to reveal any bit of information about the music itself. It’s also very suspicious that she won’t even reveal which record company is releasing her disc. None of this makes any sense … why even bring it up if you don’t want to talk about it. My guess is that Paris isn’t as close to releasing the album as she would like us to believe … and, in the end, I think that is actually very good news.