Paris Hilton Plans To Get ‘Trashy’ This Hallowe’en
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Paris Hilton and her ex-jailbird boyfriend Cy Waits did a bit of shopping here in LA yesterday in search of a Hallowe’en costume for the heiress to wear this year … so, of course, the pair made their way to Trashy Lingerie to procure her outfit:

I mean … yeah … nothing says Trashy like Paris Hilton … and vice versa. Talk about your perfect match, huh? Paris spent a bit of time at Trashy perusing the racks of costumes and decided on one in particular. After the jump, check out photos of Paris Hilton‘s Hallowe’en costume choice to see just how Trashy she’ll look this year …

Paris Hilton, Trashy Lingerie and Sea Men. The jokes kinda just write themselves.
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The smiley faces; the dogs; the jailbird – this circus is too much for me!
Honestly, that Sailor Girl costume is pretty conservative compared to some of her costumes from year’s past.
Hmm… I’m kinda dissapointed with this one. I mean, doesn’t she go grocery shopping in outfits like this? :D
I kept scrolling down to see her costume and realised this sailor get-up was it. lol
her left butt cheek is hanging out
i <3 paris.
I guess Paris likes being known as a low class idiot, that’s what everyone knows her as. I feel sorry for the dog, though.
she’s been trashier and skankier with her halloween choices before. this is lame.
Do they mean “trashier”?
Paris is who she wants to be. Idk y everyone goes on about her soooooo much. She’s absolutely a nobody! What has she ever done to deserve the attention she so desperately wants, needs, and unfortunately gets????? With everything going on in the world Paris Hilton should be the last person on earth to get ANY type of attention!!!
This outfit is as lame as Paris!!!