Oct 27, 2010
Jake Gyllenhaal Goes Apple Picking With Taylor Swift
Please, gods, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Word starting going around this week that our dear Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted in the close company of singer Taylor Swift over the weekend (on an apple picking excursiongag!) and rumor started going around that the pair were the hot new couple. I did my best to compose myself after hearing this news and immediately dismissed it as drivel … after all, unless the pair were actually photographed together, what is there to worry about. Well, the time to worry is now upon us … cuz photos of Jake and Taylor TOGETHER this weekend in Brooklyn, NY have come to light:

Saturday Night Live wasn’t Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal’s first outing together this past weekend. The two were spotted Saturday at the Fishkill Farms in Hopewell Junction, N.Y, where they toured fall foliage and went apple-picking, reports the new Us Weekly. “They were walking through the trees, having fun together,” says a local. “They looked happy.” Adds the witness, “Some of the customers tried to take a photo of them, but they were hiding from them in the trees. They drove through the orchard and bought the apples on the way out.” (Gyllenhaal, 29, paid the $3 tab.) It was just the first stop of a romantic Big Apple weekend, which included a trip to a SNL taping and Sunday brunch in Brooklyn’s Park Slope neighborhood, as UsMagazine.com reported Monday. Says a source, “The relationship is very new, maybe two or three weeks old. I’m not sure who pursued whom — but they’re both into it.”

Can somebody please kill me … like, NOW. Even tho you can’t see their faces, you can absolutely tell that it’s Jake and Taylor in these photos. I mean … just when you thought that Jake’s relationship with Reese Witherspoon was bad … the notion that he is now with Taylor Swift is … UGH! Let’s just hope they’re just friends. I told myself I couldn’t freak out until I saw photos of the pair together … so, I’m officially in freak out mode. They’re just friends, RIGHT?!?

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  1. Stacy says:

    Wow. For all the claims that Taylor is immature, every single one of you (Trent included) are acting about as mature as a 13 year old.

    Love them or hate them, either one, who are you to put down something that makes them happy? I’m not saying they are couple or that if they are, they will last forever, but damn get the hell over yourselves.

    Their relationship in any capacity does not effect your life so why the outrage?

  2. Stacy says:

    Yes, Trent, I know that you are. There are very few things I’ve ever read from you that speaks of true outrage… As for the others, it’s honestly hard to tell by some of the comments. I don’t read the comment section of your posts to determine who’s really cray-cray and who isn’t. You of all people should know that there’s a fine line between simply being a fan and having a false sense of ownership over a celebrity.

    • Trent Trent says:

      @Stacy — Yes, I suppose it’s true that some folks could genuinely be upset but I think it’s safe to say that most of the ire is out of jest ;) PITNB readers aren’t that cruiseazy … are they?

  3. Jen says:

    Publicity stunt to sell her CD. She is fake like the rest of the Hollywood stars without talent. Too bad she didn’t rely on the CD itself instead of a cheap Hollywood trick.

  4. Bill says:

    Taylor is so pathetic. I see why they think her CD is going to go platinum, because of this secret weapon-fake dating Jake lol.
    I have no respect for Taylor. Thank Kanye for interrupting this rat face twat. So sick of her.

  5. Excess says:

    I refuse to accept this until I see her hanging out with Maggie, but I really hope it’s not true I don’t want to hear her whining about how Jake mistreated in some sappy song.

  6. rOXy says:

    I guess neither of them realize that there ARE other people in the world who are not celebrities. It seems they only date celebrities. Jake, there are plenty of gorgeous women (and men) for you to date who aren’t famous. Taylor, you might have better luck in love if you dated a regular guy.

  7. Tricia says:

    @ Excess. You are so right – no Maggie, no relationship! We all know Jakie-poo’s big sister is the gatekeeper – great catch!

  8. Margie says:

    I am genuinely outraged. It’s not fair. I weathered the Dunst era, the Witherspoon time and not I have to endure the Swift? To quote her annoying song, “What you doing with a girl like that?”

    Sigh. Hopefully it will swiftly pass.

    ;)

  9. Madsme says:

    This is just so weird. They seem like they’re at such different points in their careers…taylor’s all new and virgin-y, dating someone in a brothers trio, then someone who acts the wolf in the latest teen drama, then suddenly she starts dating the uber sexy, grizzled, recent car mechanic? No, no, no. They must just be friends. Besides, in the photos, Jake is so obviously NOT holding her hand. Fear not, sweet Trent! You still have a chance ;)

  10. Madsme says:

    Whoops, nevermind about the whole mechanic thing…I’m mixing him up with someone else sexy…maybe he’s less grizzled than I thought.

  11. Kristel says:

    People should chill a tad… if Jake likes Taylor and Taylor likes Jake then there’s no problem here. Who cares about details like age difference if two people feel good around each other. If any of you so-called fans really cared about your idol you’d be happy for him. Besides… they’re both young and want to have fun. ;)

  12. Cheyenne says:

    Is there any other reason they could be together?! I movie role, working on something like that? I don’t like them together no Taylor no!

  13. bluemoon says:

    I think they are adorable together. They both have kind of the same funny personalities. I watched a few of Jake’s interviews on youtube and he and Taylor are very similar. I can totally see this happening.

  14. LISA L says:

    Whoa, really?????

  15. Z says:

    Taylor Swift is the stupidest singer in the world! Every time I hear her music I just want stuff her in a locker! All she talks about are dudes that don’t like her (it’s not them, it’s you Taylor)! As for Jake; this had better be a rumor or I am going to barf XS!

  16. holly says:

    I like taylor swift…… and i like jake. Don’t seem like a couple though.

  17. afifah says:

    come on, don’t fool your self saying that they don’t match each other, i think they really look cute together, and their age doesn’t that far. I think Taylor just act like normal teenager and it’s normal to write song about your life, it’s become huge because people in her life are famous, that’s the different.

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