The new issue of Star magazine has an interview with a woman who claims to have “enjoyed” a hook-up with Jersey Shore reality TV star Mike The Situation Sorrentino … and the young lady paints a very unflattering picture of the self-professed guido and his manhood. Are you curious to find out what the situation is below The Situation‘s belt? Read on …
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino may dazzle the ladies with his amazing abs, but another area of his anatomy is much less impressive! In the Oct. 11 issue of Star, on sale now, one of his conquests dishes about her not-so-hot night with Dancing with the Stars and Jersey Shore star — complete with details about his, um, tiny manbits. “I wouldn’t even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes,” Florida club promoter Melody Eckerson tells Star about their tryst in the Jersey Shore cast’s Miami Beach party pad. Things started out normal enough and Melody admits she was even imagining what it would be like to be his girlfriend. But she got a huge surprise when the reality TV star dropped his pants and revealed — a very tiny Situation! “Let’s just say, I’m thinking of my pinky,” Melody tells Star.
Dang. It’s pretty brutal when a chick is willing to put a guy on blast like this in such a public way but, well, I guess these sorts of things are to be expected when someone like Mr. Sorrentino courts fame and fortune. Considering how much “play” he claims to enjoy, I suspect there may be other ladies out there with the same kind of story to share. I suppose it’s possible that The Situation works so hard on his ab muscles in an attempt to overcompensate for any other shortcomings he may have. Of course, it’s also possible that this story is pure fiction. HMMM … what do y’all think about The Situation‘s situation?
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Considering they showed how fast she came and went on the show I guess at least part of her story is true.
Even though she’s go no self-respect I have to believe her. This guy is so into working on his bod and acting like a total douche-bag that the only excuse is that he’s got a teeny peeny.
Why give this bullshit about a guy’s dick size any play? Using the size of a guy’s dick to shame him is just irritating. Let’s not give her the attention she seems to want.
Wouldn’t surprise me if he actually has a small penis. Cocky men like the situation always act the way they do because they’re insecure about themselves. His abs are perfect he’s face… well its decent, what else is left about him???
HIS PENIS DUH!!!
Mike is HOT!!!!!!!!! Regardless of his dick size