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Lindsay Lohan‘s life just keeps getting more interesting … not only has she seemingly NOT ceased her partying ways despite being freshly released from rehab, not only has her estranged father moved all the way across the country so that he can live closer to Lindsay in order to try and infiltrate her life … but NOW she is learning that she has another sister, fathered by Michael Lohan as a result of a brief love affair in the early 90′s. Life & Style magazine has all the deets:

Just a week after Lindsay Lohan was released from jail, an unexpected family member is reaching out to help, claiming she is the stars long-last half sister! Life & Style has exclusively obtained the birth certificate of 15-yr-old Ashley Horn — and it names Linday’s father, Michael Lohan, as her dad. Ashley’s mother, Kristi –who had a brief affair with Michael in the early 1990’s while he was married to (but separated from) Dina–came forward with their story in 2008, but Michael denied that he was the father. “In December 2008 we had a court hearing that Michael was ordered to appear at for the DNA testing,” Kristi tells Life & Style. When Michael didn’t show (he says he was on probation and couldn’t travel), a judge ruled that his name could be added to the birth certificate. But Michael is still denying that he’s Ashley’s father, telling Life & Style, “I’d be glad to take a DNA test!” Kristi also claims that Michael owes a staggering $300,000 in back child support (a ruling his lawyers are contesting). Now, Lindsay Lohan’s not the only one ripping into Michael for not being there for his family. “I do not trust him, and I don’t want to be around him or part of his life,” Ashley tells Life & Style. “I could never call Michael Lohan ‘Dad.’ A dad is a person who is there for you and takes care of you.” Ashley says she wanted to reach out to Lindsay this summer when the star was in jail and rehab, but having no ties to the family made it impossible. “I wanted to help Lindsay in some way, but what was I supposed to do?” Ashley tells Life & Style. “I don’t even know how to contact her.”

In response to this story by L&S, Daddy Lohan is telling TMZ that Ashley is not his daughter … and he is willing to go to Maury Povich to prove that she is not:

Michael Lohan is trying to put an end to allegations he fathered an illegitimate daughter 15 years ago … and to clear his name, he’s turning to the expert in daddy DNA drama — Maury Povich. Sources tell TMZ … Lohan is currently talking to “Maury” producers about going on the show and taking a paternity test to prove he never impregnated Kristi Kaufmann … who claims she had an affair with Mike in the ’90s. Lohan tells TMZ Kaufmann has demanded child support in the past … and even changed the child’s birth certificate to bear Michael’s last name … which would make the kid Lindsay adjacent.

I mean, how much more trashy can all of this get? Wait a minute, don’t answer that … I’m afraid we may find out. If I were Ashley Horn, I’d want to keep news that Michael Lohan was my father a HUGE secret. UGH. Trust me, Ashley … you do NOT want to actually become a Lohan.

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Earlier today we got to see a few photos of Supernatural star Jensen Ackles playing a bit of shirtless soccer with some friends in Vancouver, British Columbia … right now we get to see a few photos of Twilight star Kellan Lutz walking around LA, CA sans shirt and shoes:

DAMN!! Homie is lookin’ foine! Don’t you just want to take a bite out of his beefiness? Recently, Kellen admitted that he does not want to be typecast as a “piece of meat” for the rest of his film career:

SEXY Kellan Lutz says he doesn’t want to be a “piece of meat” for the rest of his career! The hunky Twilight star is keen to be appreciated for his talent — and not his hunky physique. “Producers and studios know what sells,” Lutz told Us Weekly magazine. “It’s nice to be one of the guys that can help sell a movie by taking his shirt off. By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. It’s funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off.”

Um, if he continues to walk around in public looking like this, well, that’s pretty much the only way we’re gonna see him. I, for one, have NO PROBLEM with Kellan being used as a piece of meat … a piece of fine, hunky meat. MMMMM. Shirtless, shoeless, I’ll take Kellan Lutz any -less he likes to give ;)

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Rick Astley, the British popstar who took the world by storm back in 1988 (and then notsomuch in the years since), is back with his first new single in 17 years! Here is our first look at his new music video for his new single Lights Out:

As you may know, Rick‘s biggest hit song is Never Gonna Give You Up (a track that I was obsessed with back in 1988 when I was just getting to know an Aussie popstar who had just released her debut album, Kylie Minogue) … so how does this new track compare to that one? After the jump, check out the video and judge for yourselves …

Romeo James Beckham celebrated his 8th birthday yesterday in SoCal and did so with a fun game of Laser Tag with his entire family! Les Beckhams, David and Victoria, funded the fete and invited a select group of Romeo‘s friends for a day of family fun … here are a few photos:

The Beckhams entered a futuristic world of lasers and mazes to celebrate their son Romeo’s eight birthday yesterday. Victoria and David took their family along to the Ultrazone amusement centre Los Angeles, with the likes of Heidi Klum and Seal bringing their brood along to join in the fun. However it is quite possible that Victoria, in her tottering high heels, might have decided to sit the game out. The venue boasts a 5,000 square feet multi-level arena. Players have to run around and laser each other to score points. Romeo’s brother Brooklyn, 11,and five-year-old Cruz were, of course, in on the action. Victoria, 35, was snapped outside the venue with the family, wearing a bright green dress. The front of the building was decked out with a masses of yellow balloons and guests could be seen milling around enjoying the spread laid on.

It turns out that Heidi Klum, Seal and their children were also in attendance at yesterday’s party … which sounds like it was a total blast! In birthdays past, Romeo has had karate parties, costume parties and pizza parties. I think a game of Laser Tag sounds like a lot of fun. Let’s send all our birthday lurve to the middle Beckham child … here’s hoping his 8th year will be his best yet!

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Sandra Bullock, the girl that everyone loves to love, is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue Entertainment Weekly. As you may know, Sandra is finally talking to the media again (earlier this week she appeared on The Today Show) after taking many months off and the media is welcoming her back with open arms. EW has dubbed Sandra The Most Powerful Woman on the Planet … and while that title may be a bit hyperbolic, there’s no question that she now wields a lot of power. Here is our first look at Sandra on the cover of EW and a preview of the coverstory article:

As Sandra Bullock mulls her next move — most likely starring opposite Tom Hanks in an adaptation of Jonathan Safran Foer’s novel Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close — EW takes a look inside her stunning comeback, examining how she consciously retooled her career, how she transcended the tabloid noise, and where she might go from here. One thing’s for sure: Bullock has no shortage of options. At age 46, a decade and a half after she jumped on the bus in Speed, the actress is being courted for virtually every female starring role Hollywood has to offer … ”Every movie you hear about and every script I see, they say, ‘We’re going after Sandra Bullock for the woman,’ ” says Ben Affleck, who costarred with Bullock in 1999′s Forces of Nature. “She’s the golden girl,” says a top Hollywood agent. “Everyone is rooting for her. I’ve never seen anything like it.” Indeed, it’s been quite a year for the actress: The two biggest hits of her career. A Best Actress Oscar. A tabloid firestorm. A new baby. EW examines her rising status in Hollywood, and how, thanks to the intangible chemical reaction that creates stardom, she’s always had a knack for making audiences fall in love with her. “From the minute we saw her in Speed, she just had this quality that people want to be around,” says Bradley Cooper, who costarred with Bullock in last year’s All About Steve. “It’s like being around a source of light.”

I will forever contend that Sandra Bullock‘s best movie is The Net but, yeah, she’s appeared in a string of other beloved hits. She is in such a unique position right now … not only does she have the acting chops to take on practically any role she wants but she also has the cred (in the form of the current Academy Award for Best Actress) to demand practically any role she wants. Add to that powerful combination the fact that she has the love and support of pretty much everyone on Earth because of what she endured from her scuzzball husband AND because she’s a new mother. Sandra finds herself in a perfect storm of celebrity … AND she’s a nice person! The sky is the limit for Sandra Bullock, I’m certain that whatever she does next … she will do with flying colors. This issue of EW hits newsstands tomorrow.

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Huzzah!! Today is September 2, 2010 … or 09.02.10 which, as you should know, is arguably the most famous zip code in the world:

I can’t think of a better way to celebrate than by watching a string of classic eps of Beverly Hills, 90210 which — I am happy to report — Sarah always keeps plenty of on her DVR. Yes, I made it to Detroit safe and sound yesterday … well, better than safe and sound. At last, all of my traveling has started to pay off. I have finally banked enough Sky Miles with Delta Airlines to get enough status for FREE first class upgrades! I flew home to Detroit yesterday in high style, y’all. I know I always complain about how much I hate flying but … if I keep getting first class upgrades, I may just become a very happy flier after all :)

Tonight Sarah, Agnes, Mark and I are heading out to Comerica Park in downtown Detroit to attend the Eminem & Jay-Z concert there!!

The whole city is just really amped for this concert … I cannot wait! I’ll do my best to get some fun photos to share .. damn, is it good to be home in Detroit again :D

• Lil’ Miley.
• The graphic birthing scene in Breaking Dawn will NOT be toned down in the movie version.
• Amazingly enough, Paris Hilton owns a purse just like the one with cocaine in it that she claims isn’t hers.
• Andy Cohen says Bravo TV is Bi.
• Abs-solutely hot.
• I have no words for THIS embarrassing display.
• Kelly Osbourne channels her inner Pussycat Doll.
• A crazed nutball takes the Discovery Channel hostage before being shot dead.
• Does John Travolta really love the fellas?
• The smoking baby is a quitter.
• Stereogum gets you ready for new music in 2010.
• Sir Ian McKellan has always been a hottie.
• P. Diddy sued for $12 mil.
• Blackbeard shows up on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
• T.I. and Mrs. T.I. busted!
• Katt Williams is 37, K-Ci of K-Ci and JoJo is 41, Cynthia Watros (Lost) is 42, Salma Hayek is 44 and Keanu Reeves is 46 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Guns N Roses get booed off stage.
• Will Harvey Keitel replace Steve Carell on The Office?
• The New Regime is a one man band.
• Executive Wookie.

Ugh … I got some bad news for Lindsay Lohan … well, actually, it’s bad news for the entire Los Angeles, CA area … her estranged father and all-around fame monger Michael Lohan has moved to LA from NYC, NY. In an attempt to be closer to his supposedly sober daughter, Daddy Lohan has taken up residence in an apartment in Santa Monica, CA which is just a hop, skip and a jump away from Lindsay‘s SoCal home. Here is a photo of Lohan moving into his new digs with his luggage:

Michael Lohan just moved into his new L.A apartment — and he tells us, the place has two major perks … 1) it’s right by the water … and 2) it’s only 11 miles from his newly-sober daughter. According to Michael, his new crib is right by the Santa Monica Pier — just a short drive from Lindsay’s West Hollywood apartment … depending on traffic. Lindsay has previously stated that she wants absolutely nothing to do with Mike … but it seems daddy just won’t take no for an answer.

Blah! As if California didn’t have enough problems … ugh. Tho, I guess we really shouldn’t be all that surprised that Daddy Lohan wants to be as close to Lindsay as possible, how else can he bask in the glorious glow of her spotlight unless he’s right behind her, following her every move. Personally, I think if Michael truly wanted to keep an eagle eye on his daughter, he should’ve gotten a room at the Chateau Marmont … we know that Lindsay loves hanging out there very free second she gets. Ugh … I’m just so grossed out by this news. See, even when Lindsay doesn’t mean to harm others … she harms others!

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The Hollywood Reporter is reporting today that Neil Gaiman‘s amazing comic book series The Sandman is being in the early stages of development for TV. The worrisome news is that Gaiman is NOT involved with the project at this early stage … tho, that may change a bit down the line as development continues. The good news is that Warner Bros. is the studio who is planning to bring The Sandman to TV and that HBO will be the network to air the series:

“The Sandman,” the Neil Gaiman-penned comic book series considered a seminal work in the medium, is in the early stages of being developed into a TV series. Warner Bros. TV is in the midst of acquiring television rights from sister company DC Entertainment and is in talks with several writer-producers about adapting the 1990s series. At the top of the list is Eric Kripke, creator of the CW’s horror-tinged “Supernatural.” “Sandman” told the tale of Morpheus, the Lord of the Dreaming, a deity who personifies dreams. The book began in the horror realm but quickly made its mark in fantasy and mythology as Gaiman introduced the Endless, a group of powerful brothers and sisters that includes Destiny, Death, Destruction, Despair, Desire and Delirium (as well as Dream). The book helped establish DC’s Vertigo imprint and won several awards. It also was one of the few comics that segued from the comics crowd, entering the intellectual and art worlds and winning over a large non-comics-reading audience, particularly via a devoted female following. A movie version of “Sandman” had been in development since the mid-’90s, with an early version involving Roger Avary. That cooled earlier in the decade, with the thinking that to the best way to tackle an adaptation is the TV route. At one point DC was in talks with HBO and James Mangold to develop a show without WBTV’s involvement, but that never coalesced. Gaiman was not officially involved with the HBO attempt, though he and Mangold held several rounds of talks surrounding characters and story. The author is not involved in the latest development, though because it is early in the process, that could change. Kripke has been described as interested in tackling an adaptation but cautious because the comic book has such a passionate following and is held in such high regard. It’s the kind of series where each production decision, from casting to script to design, would be scrutinized by devotees.

This is very … good news, overall. I’m very encouraged at the way that Kripke has managed to keep Supernatural going for so long and that show deals pretty exclusively with fantasy themes. The Sandman is a vast treasure trove of material that, IMHO, will make for an outstanding TV series. I am a bit worried to hear that Neil Gaiman is not yet involved with the project … but if WB and HBO plan to make this show a smashing success, they MUST have Gaiman‘s involvement. I am confident that at the very least Gaiman will be brought on as a consultant but I’m really hoping that he has the opportunity and time to be as involved with the series as possible. I recently re-read the entire Sandman comic book series and was reminded how wonderful a story it is. I would love to see the books adapted for TV in a real way … let’s see if they can do it right.

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A couple of weeks ago we learned that Mariah Carey is planning the release of her second Xmas album due out later this year, 16 years after she released her first Xmas album back in 1994. Today we learn the title of said new Xmas album:

Mariah Carey may or may not be pregnant, but one thing’s for sure, she will be delivering a bundle of joy this holiday season. The sequel to the pop songbird’s Christmas album has been given an official title and due date. Rap-Up.com has exclusively learned that Mimi’s upcoming holiday project will be called Merry Christmas II You. The II represents the follow-up to 1994’s multi-platinum Merry Christmas album, which spawned the now-classic “All I Want for Christmas Is You.” The new offering is scheduled for a November 2 release and will include original material as well as covers of holiday classics. An accompanying DVD will also be released the same day, but there are currently no details on what exactly it will contain. The packaging was shot in the spring by famed photographer David LaChapelle and features a festive setting with fake snow, tinsel, and wooden reindeers. Mariah’s manager Chris Lighty tweeted that she is working with the Home Shopping Network (HSN) to promote the project.

As I said before, Mimi‘s original Xmas song All I Want For Christmas Is You which is featured on her 1994 Xmas album is one of my all-time favorite Xmas songs:

We learned previously that a new remix of that track will be included on this new album Merry Christmas II You. I’m hopeful that there will be at least one other hit Xmas song on this new disc … but I’m not holding my breath. Mimi struck pure gold with AIWFCIY and I doubt she’ll be able to match the success of that track … but she’s gonna try, gosh darn it. Merry Christmas II You will hit stores on November 2. Do you think you’ll be stuffing your stockings with this new offering from MC?

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