David Beckham and his wifey Victoria Beckham spent part of their afternoon at the beach in Santa Monica, CA yesterday lounging about … as far away from the water as possible. While the kiddies were playing below, Posh and Becks enjoyed the view from behind glass. As you can see, Becks was milling about shirtless … which gave folks on the other side of the glass something to gawk at:

My lord but is this man hot. Ugh … Vicki B. so does not deserve all of his hotness, beyotch should share ;) BUT, it pains me to reveal that Becks was spotted putting something in his mouth yesterday that was so unsavory, so disgusting that it almost made me give up my lurve for Becks altogether! After the jump, find out what heinous thing Becks was caught sticking in his mouth …

Blah! Smoking is so gross … even cigars. I’m so not impressed that Becks likes to flirt with throat/lung cancer. Let’s hope this was a one-time thing … let’s also hope we get to see more shirtless pics of Becks soon to erase this ugly sight from our collective memories.

[Photo credit: X17]