Aug 17, 2010
Alexander Skarsgård, Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer Do ‘Rolling Stone’ Magazine
The Joy of Vampire Sex

Hold on to your fangs, True Blood fans … the 3 main stars of the hit HBO drama are featured on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone magazine … OH and they are all completely naked:

The idea of celibate vampires is ridiculous, True Blood creator Alan Ball says in the new Rolling Stone cover story. “To me, vampires are sex,” he says. “I don’t get a vampire story about abstinence. I’m 53. I don’t care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed.” On his show, every available orifice is used for intercourse: gay, straight, between humans and supernatural beings, and supernatural being on supernatural being, whether he be werewolf, dog or an enormous Minotaur-looking being called a maenad. None of the sex is quite as good as vampire sex, though, which can happen at the astonishing rhythm of 120 bpm while simultaneously devouring one’s neck and making your eyes roll back into your head. Says Stephen Moyer — who plays Bill Compton, the undead Southern Civil War Veteran — “If we go from a base level, vampires create a hole in the neck where there wasn’t one before. It’s a de-virginization — breaking the hymen, creating blood and then drinking the virginal blood. And there’s something sharp, the fang, which is probing and penetrating and moving into it. So that’s pretty sexy. I think that makes vampires attractive.” He laughs a little. “Plus, Robert Pattinson is just hot, right?”

The full Rolling Stone interview can be read when the new issue hits newsstands on Friday … but what you really want to see is the photos, right? Well, thus far all we have is the full size, NSFWish nekkid coverphoto of True Blood stars Alexander Skarsgård, Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer — which you can check out, after the jump …


Ménage à YUM! Rolling Stone has given us some really hawt coverphotos over the years … but this one has to be the hottest. Alexander looks good enough to eat … as does Stephen. Anna looks a’ight but I’d not mind a photo of just the nekkid vamps … alone. But ahhhh … to be Anna‘s leg ;) Whew! I will deffo be picking up a copy (or two) of this issue of RS. It’s hot, yes?

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  1. Mark says:

    That’s a great cover! I love how it will shock all the prudes out there. ;)

  2. nicole says:

    well hellllllllllllllo.

  3. RR says:

    @Mark Lol! Love that!

    Yummy cover!

  4. Missa says:

    YUM! Hellooo Eric. Not a huge Bill fan, even he looks alluring. I think Sookie can be VERY homely looking and this just makes her bleed sexy (pun intended). I need to be an extra on this show, for sure! :D

  5. Mr. Gyllenhaal says:

    I love this…so fresh and damn sexy!!!

  6. ausettofegypt says:

    lucky anna

  7. Meghan says:

    Best Rolling Stone cover I have seen in a long while!

  8. JAL15 says:

    Lucky Anna indeed….she gets to go home with Stephen Moyer

    They ALL look HOT!!!

  9. Splick says:

    “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.” :0

  10. sarah says:

    I’ve always had a secret obsession with alexander, and this proves it! Mmmmm

  11. Nicola says:

    Urgh, I don’t find Stephen Moyer attractive at all….but Alex Skarsgârd? YES PLEASE! Lol! I love him on True Blood :P

  12. Tracy says:

    I guess I’m the only one…. but I’m sorry. Alex does nothing for me nor Stephen. I don’t think they are good actors either especially…Anna…But, I must say, I do love the show TB. Alcide the new werewolf is the best looking thing on that show. What keeps me coming back is the shock factor.

    Twilight does have better eye candy and the werewolf’s are better then TB’s. The TB werewolf’s are dumb as a box of rocks. Plus they are too easy to kill.

  13. CHASE says:

    @Tracy – THANK YOU! Alex is so terribly overrated in the looks department. I see better lookin’ guys at Home Depot than him. LOHL. Stephen is annoying but then again he plays Bill WHICH I LOATHE…so yeah. I could be biased. Anna, um, eh. This is great cover, though.

  14. baroness says:

    HOLY FUCK !!! now that is a great damn picture !!! – I can barely remember the last time someone had the imagination and the plums to actually take a good picture besides the Scissor sister guy. this gives me faith in humanity

  15. Haley says:

    Gaaaahh AS is so sexy… if you ask what is sexy? All you need to say is Alexander Skarsgard.

  16. Terry says:

    O.M.G. LOVE.IT!!!

  17. robin says:

    @Chase….there are always so many hot guys at home depot! lol

  18. A says:

    True Blood summed up in one cover: Nekkidness and blood.

    Which is, of course, why I love the show.

  19. Barb says:

    I can’t wait for my issue of RS on Friday. That’s HOT!!!

  20. CHASE says:

    @robin – Word! Construction workers. ; )

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