Jul 29, 2010
Michael Lohan Writes A Song For Lindsay Lohan
Y'all ain't ready

Michael Lohan, who has been turned away and chagrined at every turn, will stop at nothing in his attempts to try and reach out to his estranged daughter Lindsay Lohan (who is currently locked up as Inmate #2409752 in the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, CA) … and his latest attempt is his most desperate yet. Daddy Lohan was written a song for his troubled daughter titled A Father’s Love in the hopes that his melodious words will melt her heart enough so that he can weasel his way back in:

The private meetings and public pleas didn’t work … but Michael Lohan may have found a way to reach his daughter — through the majesty of song … a song he wrote and produced … and then got a friend to perform. We’re told Michael penned the song while he was in jail — we’re not sure which stint — and produced the whole thing with synthesizers that would make Journey weep. The song contains lyrics like “a father’s love will never die” and “always daddy’s little girl” — click on the LINK and check it out for yourself!

Dear gods above … how can Michael Lohan claim to love his daughter and then dump a shitty song like this on her? There is no way he “wrote” and released this song for his daughter’s benefit … it’s just another way for him to get the attention he craves by exploiting his daughter’s dire situation. Click HERE to hear the song for yourselves … but if I were you, I’d keep sharpened pencils nearby … you may want to puncture your earlobes if you listen for too long.

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6 Comments. Add Yours

  1. joey says:

    ok . . now we know why that girl has a drug problem

  2. Brittany says:

    OMG!! If my dad sounded like a 13 year old boy I would NEVER let him live it down. I couldn’t stop laughing.

  3. Mark says:

    I’m usually anti-LiLo and her silly antics, but whenever I read about her parents it makes me feel sorry for her. She didn’t stand much of a chance at a decent start at life when her parents are such idiots.

  4. PixiesBassline says:

    Oh hell NO. I’m not about to listen to that shit… Gah – he repulses me!!

  5. veronica p. says:

    wow suuch a beautiful soonq !
    foor a veery distuurbed faamily ?
    suumthinnq telLs me hee haad alot of help
    writinnq this soonq lol
    - – veronicaa p.

  6. Fair Child says:

    I think it’s a wonderful expression of his love for his daughter. I’m taking it as face value. He’s trying. That’s worth something.

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