Lindsay Lohan, the artist currently known as Inmate #2409752, had her day brightened a bit yesterday as a buttload of snacks and packages were delivered to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, CA — her current home away from home. As you may recall, yesterday we learned that plans are in the works to prepare for that magic moment when the jailhouse authorities decide to cut her loose and release her early from her jail sentence sometime this weekend but considering the huge delivery she received in jail yesterday … maybe she’ll want to stay in jail a little bit longer:
Lindsay Lohan is passing her time behind bars writing, “creating art” and eating sweet snacks, according to her lawyer. The “Mean Girls” star is currently incarcerated at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California, where she is serving part of a 90-day jail sentence for violating her probation relating to a 2007 DUI arrest. And even though she is expected to be released as early as Sunday, August 1, Lohan isn’t idly wasting her time – her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley reveals the actress is being creative behind bars. Holley says, “She’s good. She’s eating some (licorice candy) Twizzlers. She looks gorgeous. She’s writing a lot. She’s creating art. She’s a beautiful, talented, creative woman, and she’s going to come out and surprise you all!”
Awww … that’s precious. Yeah, and now that Inmate #2409752 just had this HUGE load of snacks and packages delivered (no, not by Chaz Bono) I’m certain she isn’t as anxious to get out of jail as we previously may have thought ;) In Touch Weekly commissioned courtroom sketch artist Mona Shafer Edwards — the woman who sketched the only image of Lindsay Lohan being handcuffed in court before she was taken away to jail last week — to imagine what Lindsay‘s life behind bars might look like. After the jump, check out a very colorful sketch that shows just how hard L. Lo has it behind bars …
Lindsay Lohan is in the midst of the most humbling experience of her life — a stint in the slammer for violating probation on a drunk driving charge. And according to an insider, the once fashionable starlet is now wearing an orange jumpsuit and one-size-fits-all “granny panties” that she has to knot at the sides to keep from falling down. “She’s been crying all day long and is a total mess,” says a source about Lindsay’s incarceration, which may reportedly last only 14 of the 90 days to which she was sentenced, due to overcrowding. “She’s now in a catatonic, out-of-it calm.” Lindsay’s pampered lifestyle changed overnight, beginning with her 8-by-12-foot cell at the Lynwood jail in LA, which is kept at brutally cold temperatures. “Sleeping is difficult,” says the insider. And a Lynwood source claims that Lindsay was given a regular bed — versus the standard thin mattress the other inmates have — but only a thin blanket, without a pillow. Even though Lindsay must be beyond miserable, she still receives preferential treatment, including her own television, special phone privileges, extended time with visitors and special food. Her perks have infuriated the gang leaders in the jail, who feel they’ve been upstaged by a celebrity. “Lots of girls in here would love to clock her, just to be known as ‘the girl who decked Lindsay,” says the insider. “She’d better watch herself.”
Dude, jail looks awesome! How many of us would LOVE to just lie around in bed all day with piles of snacks lying about all over the place. It looks like a pretty fantastic holiday, if you ask me. But … it won’t last. Lindsay is due to be sprung from jail at any moment (it is being reported she could be released as early as midnight tonight all the way thru midnight Sunday night). Let’s hope she eats up all her snacks and enjoys all her new packages while she still can.
[Photo credit: INFdaily, Mona Shafer Edwards/In Touch Weekly; Source]
maybe she will have a little weight on her bones when she gets released!
her attorney must be in love whit her becasuse “She’s a beautiful, talented, creative woman” or maybe she is very well paid i dont know =)
She’s already out? Oh man! I didn’t get to send her anything!
HAHAHA Chaz Bono!!!!
I totally do not think it is fair how she is treated. Couldn’t have they just locked her in a basement and it’d be the same thing?? (while saving tax payer dollars)
Chaz Bono…that was the best thing I have heard all week!!! So funny!!!
When Boy George was released from prison he looked better than he had in years. You could see that he was clean and had lost all that puffy weight from abusing. But Lindsay sounds like she’ll be released all puffed out. BTW, Lindsay hasn’t been horribly thin for quite a while. She has been bloating up from drink and drugs over the last year despite probably not eating. I’m mean, come on, she looks the same age as her mother.
It’s difficult enough to sleep without a pillow (for me) but I’d DIE if they kept it “brutally cold”!!! I didn’t even consider room temp or “one size fits all Granny panties”… sounds like torture. lol
OH. EM. GEE. Why does the Sherrif’s office want to look bad by giving her preferential treatment and letting her out early?
How is this type of thing not violating the rights of the other prisoners?
i very much doubt that all that junk food is just for lindsey. my father’s been to jail before and he told me inmates get to buy sodas and things to supplement the little bit of food they are given during meals. family or friends can leave cash for them to use throughout their time in jail.
Keep her a$$ in there and take away the goodies. Maybe then she’ll change her ways. Prison’s not a fun camp.
Oh Lawd. There’s nothing like ignorant people – not to mention so-called “journalists” – writing and commenting about a subject they have absolutely no knowledge of.
If you ain’t been to jail before, and all you know is what you’ve seen on television, stop talking like you have inside info.
NO, that shipment of goodies is not all for Lindsey. Be realistic, it’s for the canteen/commissary and the visitor room vending machines.
Yes, female inmates wear grannie panties (and sports bras) but NO, they are not one-size-fits-all.
YES, jails are very cold. They are also very boring.
NO, Lindsey will not “get out early” due to preferential celebrity treatment. County jails all over the country are overcrowded and unless an inmate is awaiting, or on, trial, sentences are reduced to make room for the hourly reception of incoming inmates.
And for fuck’s sake ,stop saying she’s “in prison”. There is a HUGE difference between jail and prison, especially in California.
Any more questions? I guarantee to have the answers – having been on BOTH sides of the jail cell bars.