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Lindsay Lohan, the artist currently known as Inmate #2409752, will be released from jail soon much sooner than the full term of her 90 day jail sentence. It is believed that #2409752 will likely be sprung from jail in the middle of the night this coming weekend (as early as Thursday, as late as Monday) which means that she has to plan for her reemergence into the public eye. According to reports, a slew of Hollywood stylists have been put on high alert so that they can spring into action and glam up L. Lo as much as possible once she gets released from police custody:

In the clearest sign yet that Lindsay Lohan will get out of jail this week, several top stylists as well as hair and makeup people that Lindsay loves in Los Angeles have been put on call from midnight on Thursday through the entire weekend. “I am sure Lindsay will be sick of orange and jumpsuits and I definitely think ankle bracelets are out,” Phillip Bloch, celebrity stylist and author of ‘The Shopping Diet,’ tells me. “Knowing Lindsay, I expect her to emerge in some skin tight jeans and some uber-trendy layered top. If I had the opportunity to dress her [Philip dressed Halle Berry when she accepted her Oscar] when she exits jail, I would put her in a soft and flowy sundress a la Natalie Wood. It wouldn’t be bad to soften up her image at this point.” Steve Whitmore, a spokesman for the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department, told the LA Times this week that Lohan’s earliest release date would likely be Sunday, Aug. 1. But make no mistake, Lindsay knows very well that the 30-second walk from the jail to her waiting car will be photographed and seen around the world. This is why she is determined to look her best. Which might be easier said than done. A corrections officer source explains to me that it is the jail, not Lindsay, that decides what time and date she will be released, adding that it will most likely be around midnight to minimize the press circus that will gather outside. Once Lindsay is told she is free, it will take her around two hours to be processed. During this time she will be able to call her mother, Dina, to come and get her. After all the paperwork is signed, and her belongings returned, she would be free to leave. It is at this point her glam squad has its work cut out for them.

And what sort of conditions will the “glam squad” have to work with in order to turn Inmate #2409752 back into Lindsay Lohan? Find out, after the jump …

“There is a small, dirty public bathroom in the reception area that she will be allowed to use briefly before she leaves,” an insider very familiar with Century Regional Correctional Facility tells me. “She will not be allowed to plug in a hairdryer and get a blow out and she can forget about using a flattening iron. There will be no full-length mirror and only if the corrections officers decide to be nice will they close the area to the public. Remember, everyone who works at that jail hates the press. They don’t want to be bothered with all this nonsense and want to rid themselves of Lindsay as quickly as possible.” “This is Lindsay Lohan’s chance to hit the restart button. To tell the public she has learned her lesson and wants to start over fresh,” public relations expert Ronn Torossian, CEO of 5WPR, tells me. “No crazy messages on her nails, looking calm and collected. She can’t look like she’s on a fashion catwalk; rather she should walk quickly with her head slightly bowed. She had her roots touched up before she went into prison and has been gone for such a short period of time, she doesn’t have to worry about that. Expect little makeup and simple hair pulled back into a ponytail.”

Considering the arduous ordeal Lindsay has endured, you can imagine how thrilled she will be to get the hell out of jail. I’d not be surprised if she decides to ditch the glam squad altogether and just bolts for the exit door screaming with glee. But, as this report makes clear, this is Lindsay‘s first chance to start over fresh and new … her past can be wiped CLEAN from the moment she leaves jail. It’s up to her to decide how the rest of her life will play out. She still has a long 90 day stint in rehab to look forward to and if she is serious about saving her own life, her own career she will be serious about rehab. I wanna believe the girl can clean up her act … so I’m gonna stay cautiously optimistic. It’ll be very telling of what Lindsay‘s future may be like once she gets out of jail in a few days … I just hope she does the right thing.

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