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Yesterday we learned that professional soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo made his way to NYC just days after he announced to the world that he is a new father to a child born of a surrogate mother. Today we get to see what Cristiano has been getting up to during his stay in NYC. Actually, we get to see what he’s stripped down to … here are a few photos of Cristiano cooling down in the roof pool of SoHo House:

Despite the fact that Cristiano is the new celebrity spokesman for Emporio Armani, he stripped down to his teeny Gucci bathing suit for this poolside outing. I mean, I don’t mind what teeny bathing suit he likes to wear … I just think the folks at Armani who pay him millions to promote their clothes might mind a little bit. I find it a bit odd that this proud new father is spending so much time in NYC away from his newborn child who is reportedly back at his home in Portugal. I would think that since he allegedly wanted to become a father so desperately that he paid off a surrogate so that he could have sole custody that he would, oh I dunno, want to be with the child. There are rumors going around that he paid about $20 million in order to get sole custody of the child AND for the mother to keep quiet … for that amount of money, I’d think I’d rather be with my investment child rather than hanging out in NYC. Again, I really have no cause for complaints where these photos are concerned … he does look good all wet and mostly nekkid. I just find his behavior as a new father extremely odd … yet hawt.

[Photo credit: Splash News]