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Lindsay Lohan‘s current legal woes have inspired the folks at Hustler to pay tribute to L. Lo‘s legal saga by offering a hastily put-together X-rated porno film … which we get a sneak peek of today. Here are a few promo photos from the new XXX film titled Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail (link possibly NSFW) and some deets about the film itself:

Lindsay Lohan’s been in jail one day and she’s already getting taken advantage of … in a very X-rated manner. Lindsay is the target of a new porn parody featuring a crying, bitchy, whorish LiLo look-alike — who just like the real Lindsay … takes some serious punishment from the long arm of the law. The flick — titled “Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail” — even features a spoof of Lindsay’s lawyer, the effervescent Shawn Chapman Holley. We’re not sure if Lindsay’s seen it yet — but since she’s actually playing a porn star in her next movie, it might be considered research.

Ah, yes, the porn parody … I guess these days, you’re nothing without a porn parody of your very own. Since Lindsay will be playing the infamous porn star Linda Lovelace in an upcoming film titled Inferno, I’m sure L. Lo can appreciate being the subject of a porn film of her own. After the jump, if you’re interested, you can watch a short preview clip from Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail that is TOTALLY safe for work …

Great news Disney and horror film fans (two groups that do NOT normally go hand in hand)! The hugely talented and extremely visionary director Guillermo del Toro has signed on to direct the big screen adaptation of The Haunted Mansion … a film based on the famed ride at Disneyland. Now, some of you may remember a particularly shitty film called The Haunted Mansion which was released a few years ago and starred Eddie Murphy, yeah, this movie will be NOTHING like that one. Considering del Toro‘s track record with film making (Pan’s Labyrinth, Hellboy 2: The Golden Army), I think it’s safe to say that this new version of The Haunted Mansion will be quite a sight to see:

Remember that Haunted Mansion movie? The one with Eddie Murphy? If you’re one of the few who saw it—forget it. Because Guillermo del Toro took the stage near the end of the Tron: Legacy panel at the San Diego Comic-Con to announce that he’d be co-writing and producing (and possibly directing!) a NEW Haunted Mansion film based on the Disney theme-park attraction. For the director, who first experienced the ride when he was 3 years old, it’s not just a ride: It’s emotionally therapeutic. In an interview with Heat Vision, he said, “When I’m depressed or when I have a problem, I ride the Haunted Mansion ride to clear my head.” And he’s no passing fan, either. Del Toro has an entire room in his house devoted to Haunted Mansion memorabilia, containing secret bookcases, wallpaper from the original ride and original art. In late May, Del Toro passed on directing The Hobbit due to ongoing production delays. When asked why, he said, “Part of the reason I had to get back is that I had projects pending. There were other obligations that were clashing.” But why Disney, traditionally the home of princesses and fairies? “[Walt] Disney is one of the creators of some of the scariest images in my childhood. People forget that he not only made sweet images but also images of nightmare. We need to honor that side of the legacy,” said del Toro … “It’s going to be a thrill ride for the whole family but it’s definitely going to be scary,” said del Toro. We just hope the ghosts and spectres are as horrible (in a good way!) and awesome as those he dreamed up for Pan’s Labyrinth.

This is really great news, I think. If a Disneyland theme park ride like Pirates of the Caribbean can be turned into a multi-million dollar movie franchise than so, too, can The Haunted Mansion. After the jump, get your first look at the new concept art released for The Haunted Mansion which made its debut at 2010 San Diego Comic-Con this week …

Zac Efron, who stars in the new film Charlie St. Cloud, is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Parade magazine (which will come bundled with this Sunday’s newspaper here in the US). In his coverstory interview, Zac talks about the things he loves most about the warm Summer months among other softball topics. Here are a few photos from his Parade photospread and some excerpts from his interview:

“As soon as the days get longer and the sun hangs in the sky, I feel more alive,” says Efron, who pushes the boundaries off-camera by biking, surfing, and skateboarding. (“I’ve fallen off just about everything it’s possible to fall off of.”) Among the thrills he’s seeking this summer:

Taking a daily dip “The first thing I do every morning is cannonball into the pool. It’s the best way to wake up.”

Rooting for his favorite team Efron loves to go to L.A. Lakers basketball games, but he grew up going to Giants baseball games and would collect players’ autographs. “My dad would drive me and my brother six hours up to San Francisco, and we’d see back-to-back games.”

Enjoying an American classic “My family used to go to drive-in movies, where we’d put that little speaker inside our car to get the sound. It was always such a fun night.”

Roughing it “I really want to hit a national park this summer. I’m a big fan of Bear Grylls and Man vs. Wild. I like to backpack, filter my own water, make a fire. But I bring packaged food—I’m not setting squirrel traps.”

Making Steve Jobs even richer “I always have music on,” Efron says. “The other day, I found out my biggest expense isn’t electricity or gas—it’s iTunes. I spend way too much on music, movies, apps, and games. I’ve got to get that under control.”

Cheering on his girl “Vanessa [Hudgens] is playing Mimi in Rent at the Hollywood Bowl in August. It’s the role of a lifetime for her. The song ‘Out Tonight’ is Vanessa in a nutshell—she loves to have fun. She’s a good partner in crime.”

In all honesty, I think I’m going to have to take a pass on seeing Charlie St. Cloud. From the trailers I’ve seen, it looks way too schmaltzy for my taste. I’m all for movies that feature dead characters like Charlie‘s deceased little bro, but I prefer for them to be running thru the streets in search of brains to eat rather than playing catch in the woods. Ah well. In this interview, Zac mentions Vanessa Hudgens‘s involvement in a new production of Rent next month … and that I will be seeing. Not only is Rent one of my all-time fave musicals but I’m excited to see this new production — mainly because it is being directed by Rent Broadway alum Neil Patrick Harris. In any event, it’s a no to Charlie St. Cloud but a YES! to Rent. How about you? Are any of y’all planning to see this film?

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For the past couple of weeks we’ve been seeing a few fun photos from the Michigan set of Scream 4 … and today is no exception. Here are a couple photos of the beautiful Courteney Cox-Arquette in the role of Gale Weathers on set this week:

But … other photos of Courteney as Gale have come to light that may prove to be VERY SPOILERY for a film that isn’t due out in theaters until next year. After the jump, and only if you dare, check out a couple more photos of Courteney on set that might show exactly what role Gale Weathers may play in the film …

After spending all day and night yesterday doing a whole lotta nothin’, I’m gearing up again for an evening of fun tonight. Because everyone on Earth, it seems, already saw Inception last week while I was in France, I’m heading out later this afternoon to see the film for myself. I’ve heard good things about it and I really love Christopher Nolan‘s films so … I’m excited. Later on tonight, Josh and I will be going to see Kelis and Robyn on their All Hearts Tour at the The Henry Fonda Theater in Hollywood, CA:

You may recall that last month Kelis and Robyn announced that they are hittin’ the road here in the US this Summer for a co-headlining tour together which gets underway here in Hollywood tonight. I am SO excited, you can’t even believe. I understand that both ladies will be performing full sets each so it should be a really fun time in Hollywood tonight. I’ll do my best to share any fun photos that I happen to snap tonight on the blog tomorrow.

It’s the weekend, y’all!! I hope all y’all can get out there and enjoy it! Wee.

• Drugs found on Bret Michaels‘s tour bus.
• Xtina Aguilera and Nicole Richie are new BFFs.
• The SAW movie franchise has set the Guinness World Record as The Most Successful Horror Film Franchise.
• Zachary Quinto gets buzzed.
• Nature boys.
• Lt. Dan Choi officially discharged from the military.
• Angelina Jolie does San Diego Comic-Con.
• Click HERE to learn how to Tron-ify your life.
• Machete releases a bloody new trailer.
• Comic-Con fights back against religious hatred.
• Jack White plays the White House.
• Um, do you suppose HIS superpower is safe sex?
• David Boreanaz sued for sexual harassment.
• For Paris Hilton, the party never stops.
• Shakira is pretty in pink.
• Daniel Radcliffe is 21, Alison Krauss is 39, Charisma Carpenter (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel) is 40, Philip Seymour Hoffman is 43, Martin Gore of Depeche Mode & Woody Harrelson are 49 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Sorry, y’all … there will be no sequel to Spice World.
• New music from Daft Punk hits the Internets.
• What can YOU do with pipe cleaners?

True Blood newbie Joe Manganiello, who plays hottie werewolf Alcide this season, is featured in the new issue of Muscle & Body magazine. Manganiello was photographed for the mag by Cory Sorensen and, as you can see from the following photo, he is the PERFECT candidate for the pages of Muscle & Body:

I believe the word you are looking for is Woof! We still have to wait a couple weeks until this issue of Muscle & Body hits newsstands but because I love you all, you can check out one more photo of Joe Manganiello showing off his muscles and his bod after the jump …

When last we heard that Darth Vader — super villain from the Star Wars saga of films — was chillin’ in NYC, he was in the company of Snoop Dogg in Times Square doing a bit of promo work for the adidas Originals line of Star Wars shoes. Vader surfaced in NYC this week again but was spotted doing something a bit more nefarious … he was robbing a Chase bank:

A man donning a Darth Vader mask at a New York bank has gone to the dark side. Police say the man entered a Chase bank branch on Long Island on Thursday, displayed a gun and demanded money. A surveillance camera caught the “Star Wars” character wearing a blue cape and camouflage pants. The bandit escaped from the Setauket bank with an undetermined amount of cash.

Er … I know bank robberies are not funny but, LOL! It’s one thing if the dude walked into the bank wearing just the Darth Vader mask but this guy went so far as to show up to his bank robbery wearing the cape as well. It’s all about the details, I suppose. I mean … I always knew Darth Vader was a bad guy but seeing him wield a gun like this just makes his evilness all the more … real.

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Earlier this week we learned that Paris Hilton made her way to Sardinia to do a bit of holidaying after she got busted at the airport last weekend over a minuscule amount of marijuana found on her person. Today we see that Paris has made her way to the French Riviera to continue enjoying her holiday … here are a few photos of Paris throwing back a bottle of bubbly and, you know, just flying around in the air:

I mean, it’s really no big secret that Paris likes to get high … but this is kinda ridiculous. Ah well, Partygirl Paris is back in full effect. Heaven help us all.

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On Wednesday we got to see a teaser photo of Johnny Depp on the Hawaiian set of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides but attendees of 2010 San Diego Comic-Con got an extra special treat from Mr. Depp. Folks who were at the Disney panel discussion for Tron: Legacy were treated to a teaser video from Johnny Depp in the role of Captain Jack Sparrow to hype up the next Pirates film:

As a surprise for attendees exiting the Tron Legacy panel, Disney showed a special teaser for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, now shooting in Hawaii. Johnny Depp appeared as Captain Jack Sparrow in full 3D, sitting on the beach with a bottle of rum and speaking directly to the Comic-Con audience. He told everyone that it certainly wasn’t the case that he would soon be embarking on a quest to find the fountain of youth but that, even if he were, he wouldn’t be looking for a crew. But, if he did, would anyone in the audience be interested? He promised that such an adventure would include “zombies, cutthroats, mermaids and… Penelope Cruz” and that it would be the kind of quest that would require “A bloody map. Or a bloody Mary. Or both.”

I think some folks were expecting to see some sort of promo from Pirates 4 but I don’t think they were expecting to see it at the Tron: Legacy Panel. I’m just happy that the folks who attend Comic-Con are really good at capturing pretty much EVERY bit if information that is made available at a second’s notice. After the jump, check out the Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides teaser video that was shown yesterday at San Diego Comic-Con …