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Back in January we got to watch the hilarious parody video of a bunch of adorable little kids reenacting an episode of Jersey Shore. Then in April we got to see another bunch of kids reenact (to perfection) an episode of The Hills. Today we get to see the kiddies work their reenacting magic on The Real Housewives of New Jersey:

In all honesty, and I hate saying this cuz the kids are really super cute, the video could’ve been better. It’s cute and all but compared to the earlier videos, this one is deffo not the best of the bunch. Still, it’s a fun video and worth watching. Check it out in full, after the jump …

Jude Law and Sienna Miller, who made their way to Otranto, Italy last week and were spotted stocking up on food supplies at a local grocery store a couple of days ago, were spotted on the beach with all of Jude‘s children earlier today … behold, the happiest of families frolicking and playing together in the surf and sand:

Rafferty, Iris, Rudy — all of Jude‘s kids seem elated that he is back with his former flame Sienna. I’m telling you, these two are headed for the wedding chapel. It may not happen this year but if things keep going this swimmingly (as it were) then they’ll be married in no time. Then perhaps Jude will be happy to add another little Law to the family.

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New New Orleans resident Sandra Bullock and some of her celebrity friends have joined forces to launch the Be the One campaign for the Restore the Gulf organization to help awareness for Gulf Relief. As you should be well aware, the BP oil spill has caused serious damage to the ecosystem in the Gulf of Mexico and has wrecked havoc on the people in the area whose livelihoods have been destroyed by the spill. This new Be the One campaign for Restore the Gulf is but one way Sandra and her friends are giving back what BP has taken from all of us:

Sandra Bullock has plenty of fight left in her – and she’s putting it toward a good cause. Months following the BP oil spill, the Oscar winner, who adopted her son from New Orleans, is joining stars like Blake Lively and John Goodman for Restore the Gulf’s “Be the One” campaign. “What can you offer?” Bullock asks in the PSA, standing along the coast. “Your voice. Speak up.” Other celebs featured in the PSA include New Orleans native Peyton Manning, chef Emeril Lagasse, who runs several restaurants in town and musicians Dave Matthews and Lenny Kravitz. The campaign was started by the Women of the Storm, a non-partisan alliance of Louisiana women, to rally support for the cleanup.

As we have done many times before, I hope we are all able to come together and do what we can for the affected people who need our help. The people who make a living from the Gulf of Mexico have been devastated by the oil spill and their lives will be drastically changed for a very long time, if not forever. After the jump, check out the promo video for Be the One and find out how YOU can lend a helping hand …

Great news Betty White fans, our beloved Golden Girl is launching her own line of clothing — well, hooded sweatshirts and t-shirts actually — scheduled for release this Fall. Betty‘s beautiful visage will grace a few different designs, including this one right here:

For an 88-year-old, Betty White has more street cred than people a quarter of her age. After appearing on “Saturday Night Live” with Jay-Z (and earning the TV show its best ratings in 18 months) and landing a new comedy series called “Hot in Cleveland,” White is launching her own line of T-shirts and hoodies that will hit stores in August. Through an exclusive licensing deal with Jerry Leigh Apparel, a Van Nuys, Calif.-based clothing manufacturer, White’s smiling face was recast as a striking black-and-white mug with her first name outlined in red. Targeting the digital generation, the hoodies feature washable earbuds and a jack to plug into iPods and MP3 players. Portions of sales for the $28 Ts and $48 hoodies will go to the Morris Animal Foundation, an animal health organization, for which White serves as a trustee.

OMG, how much do I love this?! I cannot wait to get my hands on any or all of the available Betty White t-shirts. I love that a portion of the proceeds will benefit the Morris Animal Foundation (as you may recall, proceeds from the sale of the 2011 Betty White Calendar will also benefit the foundation) and I really love that these article of clothing are geared towards a younger, more tech-savvy audience. Brilliant! After the jump, check out some of the Betty White designs that will be made available when this clothing line is released later this year …

Just one day before Lindsay Lohan surrendered to the court to begin serving her 90 day jail sentence, we read a report of the courtroom restrictions put in place by Judge Marsha Revel concerning Lindsay‘s transportation to jail. The judge ordered that NO cameras would be allowed to be on when Lindsay was to be taken into custody so no photographs could be taken of her being handcuffed … BUT the restrictions did NOT apply to Mona Shafer, courtroom sketch artist. Ms. Shafer managed to capture the moment Lindsay was handcuffed and hauled off to jail in one of her wonderfully detailed sketches:

She surrendered to the court Tuesday to begin her jail sentence – and cameras caught almost every moment of the brief hearing. That is, until Lindsay Lohan was handcuffed and taken into custody. But PEOPLE.com has a sketch of the actress, 24, as she was cuffed with her hands behind her back and led quietly out a side door by four sheriff’s deputies. Lohan, who is expected to serve two weeks at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif., received her first visitor on Tuesday – lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley, who said the starlet was having a “difficult time adjusting.” Said Holley: “She’s trying to make the necessary adjustments to an extremely stressful and difficult situation. There were some tears.”

Mona Shafer was the courtroom sketch artist to captured moments of the Chris Brown assault case last year and has previously sketched Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie when they were pleading their cases before the court. So, even tho no photographs could be taken of the moment Lindsay was handcuffed, Mona Shafer managed to successfully capture the moment for posterity.

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And so … I have returned to LA once again. Yesterday was a very long but, thankfully, fairly endurable day of travel for me. I managed to travel half-way around the world and didn’t even lose my head.

Sarah and I flew back to Detroit, MI early yesterday morning and after a short lay-over, I flew the rest of the way back to LA last night. Trust me, it’s not a trip that I want to be making anytime soon but getting to spend time in Paris with my best friend was sure worth it. I’m trying not to think about the wedding David and I will be attending in Hawaii next month, only because the thought of flying such a long distance again is giving me the shakes but … such is life.

It’s really great to be home, I missed David a lot. Despite the fact that I was only gone for a few days, it felt like much longer. He’s off to Atlantic City to attend a bachelortte weekend for his BFF Marissa (who is getting married in Hawaii next month) so, unfortch, we’ll have to spend more time apart :(

Tonight, my friend Josh and I will be seeing Rihanna in concert at the Staples Center and I’m gonna use the opportunity to test out the new LG Rumor Touch mobile phone that the fine folks at Virgin Mobile sent me to test out. As you may have noticed around here, they’ve launched a new Crazy Life ad campaign in order to promote their new UNLIMITED pay-as-you-go mobile plans for their mobile phones … I received the Rumor Touch to test out to see if it’s something that I would use in my everyday life:

I have to say, I like the idea of a touchscreen phone WITH a keyboard built in … but what is most appealing to me is the $25 a month unlimited data plans. Even if the Rumor Touch phone doesn’t work out for me, I’m planning on replacing my current AT&T Blackberry with the Virgin Mobile Blackberry Curve 8530:

This Virgin Mobile Blackberry is a newer version of the Blackberry I already have but I cannot get over the low data rate plan. Blackberry service only costs $30 a month and, HELLO, it’s UNLIMITED texts, messaging, web AND data! I’ve been really looking to dump my overpriced AT&T Blackberry (which costs me about $90 a month) and along comes Virgin Mobile with their crazy low prices. It’ll be fun to play with the touchscreen Rumor Touch but Virgin Mobile already sold me on their Blackberry Curve. Any Virgin Mobile users out there? Am I gonna love the service or what?

• Despite his embarrassing sex scandal, Tiger Woods is still the world’s richest athlete.
• Steve Carell says The Office will survive without him.
• Lindsay Lohan received a warm welcome in jail.
• THIS is how George Takei answers the phone.
• Clothing is always optional on True Blood.
• Sue Sylvester wants to save the pelicans.
• Christina Applegate is pregs.
• Janelle Monáe comes from the future.
• Um, are things like THIS really that necessary?
• Did you know that Jon Hamm is a funny guy?
• THESE puppies dress better than you.
• AnnaLynne McCord hits the pool.
• Two Backstreet Boys offer YOU (and Justin Bieber) advice.
• Leonardo DiCaprio does Rolling Stone magazine.
• Jesus Luz hits the beach.
• Blake Lewis (American Idol) is 29, Josh Hartnett is 32, Jon Lovitz is 53, Robin Williams is 59 and Yusuf Islam (Cat Stevens) is 62 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Britney Spears declared a fit mom.
• David Fincher has screen-tested 5 women for the lead role of Lisbeth Salander in the US remake of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
• 3D Graffiti.

On Sunday we learned that our dear Britney Spears is prepping the release of her 9th celebrity fragrance, a new perfume she is calling Radiance, and today we get to check out a FANMADE short preview video clip to promo the release of the fragrance … which is reportedly one of her more feminine smells:

Pop sensation Britney Spears … is known for her magic touch when it comes to fragrances, proving her creations to be Elizabeth Arden’s highest-grossing celebrity fragrances. This time, Britney puts her ultra-feminine taste to work. Radiance contains wild berries and soft dewy petals as its top notes, also tuberose, jasmine, orange flower and iris. If you need a reference, remember Brit’s “Curious” fragrance? Radiance bears a similar light musk scent to Curious. The new fragrance will be available in a 50ml and 100ml sizes, each priced at $63 and $78. Look out for Radiance at The Bay, Sears and other stores next September.

After the jump, check out the FANMADE teaser video commercial for Radiance by Britney Spears — which features one of my fave Britney songs Do Somethin’ …

Taking a page from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 8 comic book playbook, a special edition comic book based on the now defunct Joss Whedon TV series Dollhouse will be packaged with the Dollhouse Season 2 DVD/BD set which is due out this Fall. Altho this comic book is a “one off” at this point, my guess is that it may turn into a regular comic book series if the demand is high enough. Here is our first look at this new Dollhouse comic and some deets about its release:

Here’s a peak at the cover of the new limited edition Dollhouse comic book by Dark Horse Comics, which comes with the season 2 DVD and Blu-ray, set for release on October 12th. The book, which is exclusive to the DVD/BD set, was written by Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancharoen who will be doing a signing at Comic-Con on Friday, 7/23 11:00am to 12:00 noon. You can secure your copy of season two packaged with this limited edition comic starting on Preview Night (Weds) and running through Sunday at SDCC … The DVD/BD will be packaged with a copy of “Epitaphs” regardless of where you pre-order from (SDCC, Amazon, etc). We’re still waiting to hear back on whether or not the UK release will include the comic. Those who pre-order the set at SDCC will receive a litho created by Dark Horse for Comic-Con, which Mo and Jed will be on-hand to sign.

It’s clear that there is much demand for comic book titles based on shows from the Joss Whedonverse — just last week, the first issue of the motion comic version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 8 was released and Angel Season 6 is still also in demand. I would not be surprised in the least if this “one off” comic book turns into a bona fide series. After the jump, read the official synopsis of Dollhouse: Epitaphs to find out what is in store in this debut Dollhouse comic book …

Last week we got our first (and much-anticipated) look at the once-again beardless Brad Pitt (who has been rockin’ a scraggly-lookin’ beard for the past half year) and today we get to see a couple more photos of the clean-shaven Pitt. Brad lost all of his facial hair for a new role in the film Moneyball, which is currently in filming production here in LA, CA. In the film, Brad will play Oakland Athletics baseball manager Billy Beane … here are a couple photos of Brad on set yesterday afternoon:

To be honest, I wouldn’t have known that Brad was playing a baseball manager in these photos if I wasn’t told as much. Where’s the chewin’ tobacco spittin’? Where’s the ball scratchin’? Granted, filming has just gotten underway so I’m certain Brad will be busting out these more traditional baseball moves at some point. It’s just such a relief to see him lookin’ like his old beardless self again. Ball scratchin’ or not, this clean up Brad is a sight for sore eyes.

[Photo credit: X17]