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For the past week or so we’ve been hearing about an audio recording that allegedly featured known anti-Semitic actor Mel Gibson ranting at his babymama Oksana Grigorieva. The recording was said to include strong language which included the use of the “N” word. Today, that recording has made its way to the Internets so that anyone interested can hear what kind of disgusting slime-ball Mel Gibson truly is:

As soon as reports of this audio recording came out, crazy Mel went out in public with this beaver puppet on his hand in a seeming attempt to try and divert attention from the disgusting things he reportedly said to Oksana. A transcript of the recording quotes Mel Gibson saying this:

“You go out in public and it’s a fucking embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking bitch in heat. And if you get raped by a pack of ni**ers it will be your fault. Alright? Because you provoked it. You are provocatively dressed all the time with your fake boobs that you feel you have to show off. I don’t like it. I don’t want that woman. I don’t want you. I don’t trust you. I don’t love you.”

It took a few days but the tape has finally made its way to the Internet. You can listen to the recording in full after the jump — but be warned, the audio recording features extremely strong and very offensively racist language …

Le sigh … and just like that … it’s gone. Back in February we saw the first photos of actor/musician Jared Leto rockin’ a hot new mohawk hair’do which magically turned hot pink in April. At the start of this week, we saw that the pink mohawk turned into a golden mohawk … but I noticed that his hair was gettin’ kind of long. Today we learn that Jared got himself a haircut and said goodbye to the mohawk:

Boo. I can’t believe I miss a hair’do. LOL! Now, I have always maintained that Jared looks good no matter what hair style he’s rockin’ but I really got a bit attached to his mohawk … it’s just a bit sad to see that it is gone. I doubt it’ll be gone forever but I don’t suspect he’ll be shaving his head again anytime soon. Ah well, it was fun while it lasted. HMMM … maybe I should get myself a mohawk to help me get over the loss.

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Here is a supercute photo of Gwen Stefani, hubby Gavin Rossdale and their sons Kingston James and Zuma Nesta posing for a picture perfect photo in a teacup at Disneyland earlier this week … brace yourselves, adorableness ahead:

Those of you familiar with the layout of Disneyland know that this teacup is a stationary one set up in front of the Mad Hatter Hat Shop in Fantasyland for photo ops. David and I took some fun pics in the teacups on the actual Mad Tea Party Ride a couple of weeks ago but we’ve taken many photos inside this very same teacup pictured here. Disneyland has to be the perfect setting for this perfect family to look happy and, well, perfect in. Gah … couldn’t you just puke from all the perfectness?

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Yesterday we got our first look at Jessica Simpson and her retired and still-married new boyfriend Eric Johnson as they made their public debut in an airport terminal together and today we learn that the new lovebirds made their way to Capri, Italy to kick-off their new relationship with a quiet vacay. Here are photos of couple in Capri doing a bit of shopping … for jewelry:

She’s not had the best of luck with men. But could things be getting serious between Jessica Simpson and her new boyfriend Eric Johnson? The 30-year-old star was pictured this morning going to a jewellery shop on the Italian island of Capri where she is holidaying with the fomer NFL star. Wearing a sheer long orange dress with her long blonde hair pulled back into a loose ponytail, Simpson was at one point pictured looking at her finger in the store. She looked pleased as she showed Johnson the purchase on her hand as they strolled outside together. Simpson, who has previously dated Dallas Cowboy star Tony Romo and musician John Mayer, began dating Johnson in May, three months after he split from his wife.

Well now, they sure do look all couplely, don’t they? I mean, they look good together … I think this might actually be a match that will work. He is an ex-NFL star, she is an ex-music star … together they might add up to true love. Now, just because the couple went jewelry shopping in Italy together, it doesn’t mean they are getting too serious … but it does bode well for the relationship if she’s already got him trained to buy her sparkly baubles. In all honesty, I wish these two nothing but the best (and a speedy divorce for him) so that they can live a happy life together. They look good together, no?

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David and I attended the 2010 Outfest Premiere Gala at the Orpheum Theater in downtown LA last night to lend our support for the fest which annually showcases the brightest and best in GLBT film:

The gala event this year paid tribute to the amazing Jane Lynch by presenting her with this year’s Outfest Achievement Award:

After receiving news that she’s been nominated for two Emmy awards, Glee’s Jane Lynch walked the red carpet with her wife, Lara Embry, en route to accept the Outfest Achievement award for her body of work. Lynch received the award Thursday night at Los Angeles’s 28th annual Gay and Lesbian Film Festival from Emmy-nominated costar Chris Colfer and Emmy-nominated director Paris Barclay.

It was really fantastic to see all the love that was heaped upon Jane last night, she is truly this year’s darling. If you are interested, you can read the full transcript of Jane‘s acceptance speech last night HERE. She took great pains to thank all the folks who helped her along the way in her career and I think it’s deffo worth a read.

But the main event of the evening was the screening of the James Franco film Howl. Find out what I think of the film, after the jump …

• Tammy Lynn Michaels sues Melissa Etheridge for full custody of their children.
• Céline Dion is expecting twin boys.
• Brad Pitt tops Robert Pattinson as the Hottest Vampire.
• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix ended up losing $165 million.
• Korn return, plan to perform in a crop circle.
• A federal judge rules that the Defense of Marriage Act is unconstitutional.
• Vampires may Suck but you know you love them :D
• Which actor in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse considers himself “lost”.
• Candace Cameron Bure loves Bob Saget, just not his comedy.
• Mouse? Who needs one?
• Don’t lie, you know you want a TV hat.
• The Today Show has decided to let same-sex couples compete with the heterosexual couples for a free wedding.
• I don’t know which one is cuter, the baby or the cat.
• Leighton Meester dresses down in Paris, France.
• Is Jaleel White (aka Urkel) a girlfriend beater?
• Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady go shopping for furniture.
• Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are not getting married … yet.
• Is Carrie Underwood planning to marry this weekend?
• Michael Caine confirms that the next Batman film will go into production next year.
• Poor Michael Lohan. He claims that he can’t even go to the “fucking” gym anymore :(

Colin Farrell was spotted on the SoCal set of a new movie called Horrible Bosses. As you can see from the following photos, Colin will be playing a super sexy character in this new film:

LOL! Even with this comb-over hair’do, Colin still looks hot … I think it’s the diamond earring that really makes the look work for me. Ya know, I’m not usually fond of balding guys who try to mask their hair loss with a pitiful comb-over but I’m not hating this look on Colin Farrell. Incidentally, Jennifer Aniston will also star in this film … and I’m really hoping we get to see her rockin’ a sexy comb-over, too. As for Colin … what do you think? Would you still hit it?

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And so … another celebrity couple has decided to call it quits … that is, if you believe My Space. American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken and Broadway star Reed Kelly have apparently ended their relationship … according to Kelly‘s My Space profile. As you may recall, we first heard about Clay and Reed hooking up back in December of 2008 and then in January of 2009 a set of cute photobooth pictures came out that made it pretty clear that the couple were happily in love. It’s been quite some time since we’ve heard from the couple and then just this week, Queerty reported that Reed Kelly‘s My Space profile has been updated to “Single” status. In addition, Kelly‘s My Space has also been updated with the Christina Aguilera song You Lost Me. It really looks like they are dunzo, y’all!

And that, folks, is that. I have to say, tho, that I’m quite impressed that Clay and Reed managed to stay together for as long as they did. Considering that Clay Aiken is a father to a baby born from his surrogate BFF Jaymes Foster, I thought it would be difficult for Reed to take on the responsibilities of being a sort of step father to Clay‘s son. The couple did manage to stay together for a considerable amount of time so my guess is something untoward happened in the relationship causing one to dump the other. The Xtina song posted on Reed‘s My Space suggests that someone may have cheated … but I have a hard time believing that Clay Aiken would cheat on a cutie like Reed Kelly. Reed performed for Broadway Bares earlier this year and showed off all the booty bounty that Clay has been enjoying while the couple were still together. If you are curious, check out Reed‘s NSFW and very bare-bottomed performance for Broadway Bares back in May …

While Lindsay Lohan was bizzy shopping for art supplies yesterday, an unreleased song that she recorded for the new album she was planning to release was leaking all over the Internets. The song is aptly titled Too Young to Die:

It is being reported that the song is a couple years old, was written by Lolene and was produced by JR Rotem who worked on Britney Spears‘s album Blackout … and it’s possible that Britney provided some vocals for the track. After the jump, get your first listen of Too Young to Die in full …

Lindsay Lohan, who lost her lawyer mere moments after she was sentenced to spend 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab for violating the terms of her probation from her 2007 DUI conviction, ventured out of her home for the first time since she appeared in public in court earlier this week. You may be surprised to learn that Lindsay did NOT leave her house to go to a party or a nightclub, instead she made her way to an art store here in LA in order to stock up on a few supplies:

With a 90 day jail sentence looming followed by a 90 day in-patient stint at a rehab facility Lindsay Lohan is about to find herself with a lot of time on her hands. Perhaps in an attempt to while away the hours in captivity, Lohan paid a visit to Blick art materials in Los Angeles yesterday afternoon to stock up on some supplies. In true starlet fahion, Lohan was flanked by a sizeable entourage, including her attorney and close friend, Mike Heller, her mother Dina, sister Ali and rumored new girlfriend, Eilat Anschel. Oh, and five dozen or so paparazzi. Lohan had plenty to chose from at the massive store which offers discounted materials for painting, drawing, scrapbooking, crafts, kids projects and ceramics. And for the first time in days the Mean Girls star was actually spotted with a smile on her face. Lohan had been holed up in her LA apartment since her court appearance on Tuesday. The notorious party girl even skipped out on her own birthday party Wednesday night at Hollywood club Las Palmas, chosing instead to spend a low key night in with friends Kim Kardashian, Lady Victoria Hervry and Anschel. Anschel, who recently completed mandatory service in the Israeli Army, has been a ‘shoulder to cry on’ for the actress in recent times, according to sources. In an interview with America’s Entertainment Tonight set to air tonight, Lohan’s mother, Dina says her 24-year-old daughter is ‘scared to death’ about going to jail. Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail after violating her probation, and a further 90 days in rehab. Dina says Lohan was ‘completely blindsided’ by the prison term. She said the actress believed she was in complete compliance with the terms of her parole and that the outcome of the day in court was to be the removal of her SCRAM bracelet. ‘It’s very difficult, we’re not sleeping well, we’re not functioning,’ she says. ‘We cry a lot and we hug a lot. She’s petrified, we all are. We’re angry. We’re disappointed in the system.’ Dina also said the star does not need rehab, adding: ‘I know my daughter is clean and sober today. I know that for a fact.’

Ugh, it is exactly this kind of enabling behavior on Dina Lohan‘s part that will ensure that Lindsay‘s downward spiral will continue unfettered. I can’t even convey how disgusted I am with the “parenting” that Dina hands down to her children. It it my humble opinion that if Dina truly loved her daughter, she would stop coddling her, would stop making excuses for her and would stop denying that her daughter is in dire need of drug and alcohol rehabilitation. While I absolutely believe Lindsay Lohan is responsible for her own actions, I can certainly see why she does the things that she does and why she turned out the way that she did.

As for this trip to the art supplies shop, I guess it’s possible that she was lookin’ for new art projects to keep her bizzy in the 2 weeks of freedom she has left before she has to report to jail. Or, maybe she’s planning to paint other messages on her fingernails?

So … I gotta know … what do you think of Dina‘s comments?

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