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So … who’s interested in seeing some bare werewolf flesh? If so, check out these screencaps from a newly released 1 minute clip from the upcoming sequel release film The Twilight Saga: Eclipse:

Altho this clip is fairly short, it highlights the tension between the love triangle made up of Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart), Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) and Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner) about as well as any scene from any of the Twilight films does. Interested? Then check out the clip in full after the jump …

Last night David and I got together with our friends Darion, Devin, Jordan, Josh R. and Josh Z. to see The A-Team at the ArcLight Theater in Hollywood, CA — and we had a total blast! After some worry, I am very happy to say that I loved every single second of the new A-Team remake movie:

As you might expect, the film is chock full of over-the-top ridiculousness but it is wholly and entirely fun … I couldn’t get enough. The casting is perfect and the acting is, well, not important. If you are looking for a superfun action film, The A-Team is the movie for you. The crazy action gets underway immediately and it rarely lets up enough for you to catch your breath. The special effects are pretty good and Jessica Biel doesn’t ruin the movie nearly enough to make it unentertaining ;) The only thing I was surprised by was how little the iconic A-Team van is featured in the flick. To be honest, the drawbacks are so inconsequential that they aren’t even worth mentioning. I loved this movie so much … I can’t wait to see it again and again.

I had so much fun with my friends last night that I’ve decided to start my own special forces unit … called The gAy Team:

Clearly, Darion is (gives good) Face, I am Mr. T(rent), Josh Z. is Token (cuz he’s the lone straight dude in The gAy Team) and the other guys are various other witty names that I can’t really come up with right now. After the movie, we all went out for drinks and revelry afterward … it was a really fun night.

Tonight I’m planning to hang out with Josh R. and his friend Essly for some Sex and the City 2 fun … I hear we may run into Joan Rivers … or something. Stay tuned, I may have fun stories to share tomorrow.

Go see The A-Team, I promise … it’s a good time … and Bradley Cooper is shirtless on more than one occasion :D

• Team USA ties with Team England in the first Group C game of the 2010 World Cup.
• Reese Witherspoon orchestrates a meeting with Robert Pattinson for her daughter Ava Elizabeth.
• Slash gets attacked by an unruly fan.
• Dina Lohan is makin’ excuses for her daughter Lindsay Lohan.
• John Goodman is half the man he used to be.
• Kid Cudi busted.
• Sarah Jessica Parker claims she’s got mad skillz on high heels.
• Robyn is 31, Meredith Brooks is 52 and Jim Nabors is 80 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• An actual adobe Photo Shop.

Here is this week’s batch of photos sent in by Pink is the new Blog readers — Adriana and her boyfriend Chris showin’ off their pink love at High Bar in NYC — Annie sends in a pic with Sarah Jessica Parker at the London premiere of Sex and the City 2 — Linda and Gale send in a supercute pic from their recent holiday in Mexico — Birthday girl Elana and her BFFs Laura, Andrew, Erika (the BFF sister) & other Birthday girl Aaren send in a pic with Glee‘s Mark Salling at Mexicali in Studio City, CA — Victoria sends in a fun photo from her new photography project featuring yummy baklava and Greek wine at the Greek Festival in Richmond, VA:

Much, much love and many thanks to YOU ALL for sending in your fun photos … please keep ‘em coming! I’m running low on photos so I’m gonna need YOU to send in all of your fun pics!! It’s Gay Pride weekend here in LA this weekend so send in your Pride pics. SEND ‘EM IN!!

Madonna‘s little chick-a-dees Lourdes Maria, Rocco John, David Banda and Chifundo Mercy were spotted making their grand entrance into the Kabbalah Centre in London, England last night lookin’ ready to get their church on. All of the children were dressed in sparkling white outfits, save for one …

Now either Lola is far too cool to dress for the occasion or she has grown too old to wear the required dress of the youngest Kabbalah worshippers. Whatever the case may be, she looks infinitely cooler than her little sibs … tho, they look way cuter. It’s just crazy insane how big all of the kids have grown … OY!

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When last we saw photos of confirmed lovebirds Jude Law and Sienna Miller they were suckin’ face like nobody’s biz out on the public streets of NYC … but today we learn that the couple have made their way to Paris, France with a couple of Jude‘s kiddies in tow. Here are photos of JuSie herding Jude‘s children Iris and Rudy thru Gare du Nord Station on their way to Montparnasse Station this week:

We got to see JuSie with some of Jude‘s kids down in St. Bart’s back in December so it’s nice to see them all together again this week in France. You know things are seriously serious when a couple spend time chillin’ with the kids. I wonder how long ’til we hear that Jude and Sienna are gettin’ hitched? HMMMM.

[Photo credit: Splash News]

Tori Amos performed her only scheduled US concert date this year last night at the 2010 Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival in Manchester, TN and if you were not able to attend last night’s performance in person, I’ve got some amazing news for you. National Public Radio recorded and broadcast her entire 1 1/2 hour concert set online last night … and YOU can listen to it in full today. But before we get to that, here are a few photos of Tori wearing her “Sunday best” during her amazing performance last night:

Tori Amos found her voice in the early ’90s, when she stripped away everything phony about the music of the time: Her solo debut, Little Earthquakes, was nothing but haunting pianos, a singular voice and lots of raw nerves. She’s expanded her sound since then — experimenting with new personae, dabbling in electronics, and so on — but she’s maintained her place as a unique and uncompromising performer. Amos’ most recent album (not counting a holiday release, which followed a few months later) is titled Abnormally Attracted to Sin. Hear her perform a full concert from the Bonnaroo Music Festival in Manchester, Tenn

I was not able to listen to the live stream of Tori‘s performance last night but thankfully, NPR archived and has made her entire Bonnaroo performance available for listening online!! I’ve been listening to her entire show all morning and really, really wish I could’ve been there last night to see her in person. It was just Tori Amos and her piano … as it should always be. After the jump, check out Tori‘s Bonnaroo setlist and listen to her entire concert performance in full …

After decades of speculation as to what is really going on between Sesame Street characters and co-habitat BFFs Bert and Ernie it would seem that the Sesame Street official Twitter account has FINALLY confirmed what many of us have long suspected … Bert is a ‘mo’. In fact, Bert tweeted this confirmed fact on the Sesame Street Twitter account yesterday:

See … I always KNEW that something more … substantial was going on betwixt Bert and Ernie in the privacy of their own home. I mean, they have enjoyed the quintessential bromance for the past 40 years! I’m just glad that my (and I would guess YOUR) assumption about his ‘mo’-ness is correct:

Now, if we could just get Ernie to go on the record (heh, as if he really needs to) all the pieces will fall nicely into place. Aww … I’m so happy to learn of this long-awaited confirmation. See, I always knew I loved Bert and Ernie for a reason :D

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Lindsay Lohan, who seems to be better behaving herself these days, made her way to Beverly Hills, CA yesterday to participate in the 1st Annual Muscle Milk Light Women’s Fitness Retreat in order to hone her skillz as a fighter as well as to pick up a few freebies that were made available for the famous celebutants who deigned to show up for the event. First, here are photos of L. Lo in her work-out gear showing off her mad skillz as a fighter:

While Lindsay tried to keep her court-ordered SCRAM alcohol-monitoring bracelet under wraps, we really know what is going on, don’t we? I gotta say, it’s nice seeing Lindsay look so well … keep up with her physical fitness is bound to do wonders for her health and demeanor! She looks like a completely changed woman … don’t she? Well, OK, mebbe not completely changed but she does look better. After the jump, check out photos of L. Lo and a BFF lookin’ all cleaned up as they picked thru the freebies that were made available for the attendees …